A young couple gets married, and the groom asks his bride
if he can have a dresser drawer of his own that she will
never open. The bride agrees.
After 30 years of marriage, she notices that his drawer has
been left ajar. She peeks in and sees 3 golf balls and $6,000.
She confronts her mate with her findings, and asks for an
explanation. He explains "Every time I was unfaithful to you,
I put a golf ball in the drawer."
She figures 3 times in 30 years isn't bad. But what about the
$6,000? He explains "Whenever I got a dozen golf balls,
I sold 'em!"
2006-11-24 07:37:24 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
if i were her i would have put those golf balls in a sock and beat him to death with it, then taken the 6 grand and and bought myself something pretty
2006-11-24 07:42:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Another 10 points to your dear friend ehh ,come on..
2006-11-25 11:39:16 · answer #2 · answered by Jocko 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh what a cheater-she should spent the money!
2006-11-24 07:47:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
honest unfaithful husband
2006-11-25 01:27:08 · answer #4 · answered by stone 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think she would be teed -off . Still pretty good joke!
2006-11-24 15:24:31 · answer #5 · answered by fred k 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-24 08:32:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-24 07:39:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-11-24 07:45:12 · answer #8 · answered by dyingatwork 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋