A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money. The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, "Well, son, it was 1932. The depth of the Great Depression. I was down to my last nickel.
"I invested that nickel in an apple. I spent the entire day polishing the apple and, at the end of the day, I sold the apple for ten cents.
"The next morning, I invested those ten cents in two apples. I spent the entire day polishing them and sold them at 5:00 pm for 20 cents. I continued this system for a month, by the end of which I'd accumulated a fortune of $1.37.
"Then my wife's father died and left us two million dollars."
One Sunday a cowboy went to church. When he entered, he saw that he and the preacher were the only ones present.
The preacher asked the cowboy if he wanted him to go ahead and preach.
The cowboy said, "I'm not too smart, but if I went to feed my cattle and only one showed up, I'd feed him."
So the minister began his sermon.
2006-11-24 07:30:33 · 10 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
One hour passed, then two hours, then two-and-a-half hours. The preacher finally finished and came down to ask the cowboy how he liked the sermon.
The cowboy answered slowly, "Well, I'm not very smart, but if I went to feed my cattle and only one showed up, I sure wouldn't feed him all the hay."
2006-11-24 07:30:42 · update #1
OMG those are funny hahahaha...I really loved that 2nd one though...u have great jokes...I can't get enough of them.
2006-11-24 07:35:33 · answer #1 · answered by nicky_bronx 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny yes but with good morals as well. The second one very poignant in its deep meaning. Good job.
2006-11-24 07:35:27 · answer #2 · answered by chocoholic_40 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A little bit funny
2006-11-24 07:34:34 · answer #3 · answered by Enigma1983 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Barely luke-warm!
2006-11-24 07:33:45 · answer #4 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First one was borderline funny. second one was a thumbs down.
2006-11-24 07:32:58 · answer #5 · answered by Cyndi Storm 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thought the second one was hilarious.
2006-11-24 09:12:46 · answer #6 · answered by andy w 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
nope i aint laughin!!!!find anova joke
2006-11-24 07:37:34 · answer #7 · answered by somebody 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ya know what i hate long jokes!
2006-11-24 07:38:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
mmm...no i didn't like them...npt funny at all
2006-11-24 07:38:24 · answer #9 · answered by -- 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eeehhhhh they were allright
2006-11-24 07:37:26 · answer #10 · answered by graciegirl 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋