A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers, which he was. When he finished his drink, he found his horse had
been stolen.
He goes back into the bar, handily flips his gun into the air, catches it above his head without even looking and fires a shot into the ceiling.
"WHICH ONE OF YOU SIDEWINDERS STOLE MY HOSS?" he yelled with surprising forcefulness.
No one answered.
"ALRIGHT, I'M GONNA HAVE ANOTHA BEER, AND IF MY HOSS AIN'T BACK OUTSIDE BY THE TIME I FINNISH, I'M GONNA DO WHAT I DUN IN TEXAS! AND I DON'T LIKE TO HAVE TO DO WHAT I DUN IN TEXAS!"
Some of the locals shifted restlessly.
He had another beer, walked outside, and his horse is back! He saddles-up and starts to ride out of town.
The bartender wanders out of the bar and asks, "Say partner, before you go... what happened in Texas?"
The cowboy turned back and said, "I had to walk home."
2006-11-24 07:15:25 · 17 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that's not just funny man, that's as we irish say the dogs bollo''s
2006-11-24 07:34:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny. I have a joke for you.
There were 3 nuns who didn't want to be nuns
anymore and they said so to the abbess (the head nun.) The abbess said that they had to go out and sin. So the next day, the first nun came and told the abbess that she stole some money.
The abbess said, "You have sinned. Go drink
some holy water." The 1st nun did so and left.
Then the 2nd nun came and said that she slept with another woman's husband. The abbess
said that she had sinned and told her to drink some holy water too. When the 3rd nun came,
the abbess asked, "What did you do?" and the 3rd nun said, "I pissed in the holy water."
2006-11-24 07:26:24 · answer #2 · answered by PrettyEyes 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've been reading jokes on this section for about half an hour now and that's the first one that's made me laugh. Well done! The person who says the punchline is too weak doesn't understand this type of joke. That's top-class!
2006-11-24 07:19:59 · answer #3 · answered by THJE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, like it. Funny without being crass - that's a dying art nowadays. Good job!
2006-11-24 07:24:07 · answer #4 · answered by FrozenCamel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry ploppy but you know you can do better. Not bad 6/10
2006-11-24 07:19:16 · answer #5 · answered by pokerfacelad 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hilarious... lmao, possibly the best joke Ive read on answers. Thankyou
2006-11-24 07:22:30 · answer #6 · answered by crash 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a surprise ending
2006-11-24 07:27:51 · answer #7 · answered by dyingatwork 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha I thought that was pretty good! It kinda had a surprise ending...=) I liked it
2006-11-24 07:18:32 · answer #8 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another good story. I look forward to them.
2006-11-24 07:19:38 · answer #9 · answered by Everyman 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny ending, good one!
2006-11-24 07:41:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋