To make him laugh..... while i'm driving !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-11-24 07:12:12 · 6 answers · asked by Elle J Morgan 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ask him if he thinks u'll pass the test once u finish a practice, once he says yes, say, 'drinking and driving, here i come!' that should drop his jaw
2006-11-24 08:01:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their wedding anniversary.
The husband gave his wife a gift - a tombstone, with the inscription: HERE LIES MY WIFE - COLD AS EVER.
Later the furious wife bought a return present - also a tombstone -
in which the inscription read :HERE LIES MY HUSBAND - STIFF AT LAST.
A couple returned from their honeymoon and it's obvious to everyone that they are not talking to each other. The groom's best man takes him aside and asks what is wrong.
"Well," replied the man "when we had finished making love on the first night, as I got up to go to the bathroom I put a $50 bill on the pillow without thinking."
"Oh, you shouldn't worry about that too much," said his friend. "I'm sure your wife will get over it soon enough - she can't expect you to have been saving yourself all these years!"
The groom nodded gently and said, "I don't know if I can get over this though. She gave me $20 change!"
Husband : You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Wife : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Husband : You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Wife : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?"
hope these help
2006-11-24 15:54:25 · answer #2 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two Benedictine nuns are painting the inside of their monastery. However they find that thier long habits are restricting their movement. Sister Magdalene turns to Sister Mary and says, "Sister Mary, Do you think that we should remove these habits", "What if some-one should come?" replies Sister Mary "Don't worry the door is locked" replies Sister Magdalene.
So they carry on working and after some time there is a knock at the door, "Who is it?" asks Sister Magdalene, "Blind Man" replies the voice behing the door. Sister Magdalene opens the door...
"Nice t*ts" says the man, "Now where do you want these blinds"
2006-11-24 18:08:42 · answer #3 · answered by matt30 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
3nuns are crossing the street and a parrot is squawking from a window on the other side saying, "Red, black and white" The nuns are astounded because that dumb bird new the color of their under wear. Shocked and embarrassed the nuns try to trick the bird the next day. They all put on black underwear. Once again they cross the street and once again the bird begins squawking.."black, black, and black!" The nuns were really outraged by this and decided to really fix him! On the following day they decided to not wear any underwear in order to teach this big beaked bird a lesson. Once again the nuns crossed the street and once more the bird squawked. "Curly, wavy and straight!!!" hahahahaha!!!
2006-11-24 18:34:24 · answer #4 · answered by marhaba_hi 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tell him about the Welshman on his driving test, asked if he could make a U turn, he replied NO! But i can make her eyes water!!!
2006-11-24 15:37:33 · answer #5 · answered by indicabud1uk 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahah..hehehe...hohoho...just laught n laugh n laugh, then ull c he`s also laughing...lolzzz
2006-11-24 15:59:00 · answer #6 · answered by Afreen 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋