A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight Number 293, nonstop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather ahead is
good and therefore we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Now sit back and relax - OH MY GOD!"
Silence.
Then, the captain came back on the intercom and said, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier, but while I was talking, the flight-attendant brought me a cup of coffee and
spilled the hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!"
A passenger in Coach said, "That's nothing. He should see the back of mine!"
2006-11-24 07:06:16 · 20 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Seems there was a treasure ship on its way back to port. About
halfway there, it was approached by a pirate, skull and crossbones waving
in the breeze!
"Captain, captain, what do we do?" asked the first mate.
"First mate," said the captain, "go to my cabin, open my sea
chest, and bring me my red shirt." The first mate did so.
Wearing his bright red shirt, the captain exhorted his crew to
fight. So inspiring was he, in fact, that the pirate ship was repelled
without casualties.
A few days later, the ship was again approached, this time by two
pirate sloops!
"Captain, captain, what should we do?"
"First mate, bring me my red shirt!"
The crew, emboldened by their fearless captain, fought heroically, and
managed to defeat both boarding parties, though they took many
casualties. That night, the survivors had a great celebration. The
first mate asked the captain the secret of his bright red shirt.
"It's simple, first mate. If I am wounded, the blood does not
show, and the crew continues to fight without fear."
A week passed, and they were nearing their home port, when
suddenly the lookout cried that ten ships of the enemy's armada were
approaching!
"Captain, captain, we're in terrible trouble, what do we do?"
The first mate looked expectantly at the miracle worker.
With a steely glint in his eye, the captain commanded, "First mate.... bring me my
brown pants!"
2006-11-24 07:11:12 · answer #1 · answered by Rico Toasterman JPA 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
The Passenger was not only honest in accepting the fact but also had the guts to say to the world ...what was his condition when the Captain said "Oh My God !" That was too hilarious and funny ! Very well presented ! Punchline was absolutely an appealing one ! LOL !!!
2006-11-24 07:12:51 · answer #2 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
superb. a salesperson knocked on the door of a house in a clean housing progression and a woman responded the door. He began, "Ma'am, i'm promoting the maximum up-to-date innovation in vacuums, that's the superb little device I even have seen in an prolonged time," and with that, he proceeded to offload on her new carpet a mix of ketchup, salsa, airborne dirt and dust, grape juice, etc. as she watched, horrified. He pronounced, "If this vacuum would not freshen up that mess, i will consume it!" She pronounced, "could you like a fork?! we've not have been given the capacity on yet!"
2016-12-29 10:14:23 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2006-11-24 07:11:30 · answer #4 · answered by Sparkles 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Incredibly funny! One can't help but wonder how many passengers had the same result! ROTFLMAO
--CJ
2006-11-24 20:15:12 · answer #5 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mildly amusing.
2006-11-24 07:11:55 · answer #6 · answered by Redda 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
go back 4 spaces
2006-11-24 07:17:17 · answer #7 · answered by Flabbergasted 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not very mate =l
2006-11-24 07:12:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes that is funny
2006-11-24 07:08:37 · answer #9 · answered by Foxy lady 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good, it made me chuckle
2006-11-24 07:24:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋