1st woman : Hi! My name is Wanda.
2nd woman : Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?
1st woman : I Froze to Death.
2nd woman : How Horrible!
1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm &sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death...
What about you?
2nd woman : I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my
husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the
act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
1st woman: So, what happened?
2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd
both still be alive !
2006-11-24 07:01:49 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Women ... who says you can't live with them .. ?
2006-11-24 07:03:03 · update #1
Thats fabulous!!
i love a good joke like that
2006-11-24 07:05:39 · answer #1 · answered by xx_coralie_xx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol very stable, a guy on his deathbed smells bread baking and swears 2 himself if its the final element he does hes getting some. So he struggles down the dodgy steps, avoids the dodgy wiring and crawls around the slippy floor. finally he gets to the bread just to be certain a knife extremely omit his head. He seems as much as see his spouse status there and he or she says, " dont even think of approximately it. Theyre for the funeral!!!!
2016-11-26 20:20:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Keep it up,with jokes like this one you will all ways have a captive audience,sorry about the pun,stay happy and lucky
2006-11-24 07:11:01 · answer #3 · answered by barnowl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2006-11-24 07:04:01 · answer #4 · answered by party_pam 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehehehe, funniest joke I've heard in a long while
2006-11-24 07:08:55 · answer #5 · answered by Tara 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL..that was good..thanx for the laugh
2006-11-24 07:04:50 · answer #6 · answered by Ivory_Flame 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha thats funny
2006-11-24 07:11:38 · answer #7 · answered by QWERTY 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA -they are dead that says a man can't live with them-a cheater anyway. I prefer that HE dies trying to please two women!
2006-11-24 07:06:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!but this isn't a question but either way,LOL!
2006-11-24 07:04:52 · answer #9 · answered by Carolinex3™ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, nice one, keep going!!!
2006-11-24 07:13:28 · answer #10 · answered by vaivagabundo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋