a job interview , the first one goes in and the boss says, i'v read your cv i like the cut of your suit and your very confident , now , he said , did you notice anything about me , well yes says the bloke , i noticed you have'nt got any ears , yes said the boss , and i'v noticed that you'r bl*ody rude and you have'nt got the job so get out , on the way out he said to the other bloke , he's very touchy about the ears , whatever you do dont mention the ears , so the second bloke goes in , the boss goes through the same routine with him , and asks him the same question , do you notice anything about me , yes , he says, you'r wearing contact lenses , the boss says , thats very observant how did you know that , the bloke says , cos you'd be wearing glasses , if you had any f*cking ears !
2006-11-24 06:39:06 · 9 answers · asked by nicemanvery 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-11-24 06:48:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bloody Boss must have got raged with fire ?! Ah ? Too funny and hilariuous....Good efforts in putting up sensibly !!! I liked it ! LOL !
2006-11-24 14:49:35 · answer #2 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny 10 outta ten
2006-11-24 15:07:39 · answer #3 · answered by Angie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eight of ten but still funny
2006-11-24 14:43:59 · answer #4 · answered by rayrat7 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-24 14:42:00 · answer #5 · answered by Sweetness 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeh not bad
2006-11-24 14:41:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one!
2006-11-24 14:44:13 · answer #7 · answered by smile♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha. good
2006-11-24 15:04:28 · answer #8 · answered by barry-the-aardvark 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was hilarious
2006-11-24 14:47:09 · answer #9 · answered by ludacrusher 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋