2006-11-24 06:00:19 · 23 answers · asked by ? 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Say the word poop. Gets 'em every time.
2006-11-24 06:01:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 8⤊ 1⤋
How do you start a teddy bear race?
Ready, Teddy, Go!
What is a parrot's favorite game?
Hide and Speak!
Why did the whale cross the ocean?
to get to the other tide?
What is a volcano?
A mountain with hiccups!
Also, what angelic13 wrote, that's cute.
Hope you liked the jokes!
2006-11-24 06:10:54 · answer #2 · answered by smile♥ 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Knock Knock
Who's there
boo
boo who?
don't cry it's only a joke!
2006-11-24 06:07:02 · answer #3 · answered by gnarhobbit 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
There are 3 frogs in a bubble, Who won? One is not in trouble.
2 is that You? 3 frogs are free.
2006-11-24 06:52:36 · answer #4 · answered by mtvtoni 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
why did the cookie go to the DR.
He felt crummy
what do you call a witch in the desert
sandwitch
what kind of cars to small people drive
minivans
Knok knok whos there boo boo who don't cry its only a joke
2006-11-24 06:09:09 · answer #5 · answered by joe d 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
What did the 3 legged dog say when he walked into the saloon?
I'm looking for the man who shot my Paw!
2006-11-24 06:01:34 · answer #6 · answered by Jon C 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why do they have gates around cemeteries?
Cuz everyone's dyin' to get in.
Not the best joke in the world but I loved it when I was two, three. four, etc all the way up to eight!!
2006-11-24 06:11:35 · answer #7 · answered by purely*imaginate 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Knock Knock. Who's There? Mary. Mary who? Mary Christmas. What do you call a dog on the toilet? Scooby Poo! What is brown and sticky? A stick!
2006-11-24 06:03:04 · answer #8 · answered by ollie 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Tell him if he puts a piece of ham in the DVD player, it'll play a short film about pigs.
2006-11-24 06:02:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
this is a good one
:knock- Knock
:who's there
:little old lady e
:little old lady e who
:I didn't know you could yodel
2006-11-24 06:09:27 · answer #10 · answered by homeskillet 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
a knock-knock joke
2006-11-24 06:01:14 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋