three frnds got on a bus.
one of them was wearing a pair of jeans so he had to purchase a full ticket.
the other was wearing shorts so he had a half ticket.
but the last one didnt purchase a ticket, why????????
2006-11-24 06:00:02 · 58 answers · asked by jello 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Coz he has a bus pass silly man.
2006-11-24 06:06:50 · answer #1 · answered by DelVinci 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Following are the possible answers...
(1) The third one must have got down from the bus... perhaps he/she was there just to see them off.
(2) The third one must be having monthly pass or something similar.
(3) The third one must have been the driver or conductor of the bus... or may be a coolie, he just carried their luggage up to their seats and left (coolie can be a friend too).
(4) Full pants... full ticket; Half pants... half ticket; No pants... no ticket... old joke.
(5) The third one must have been some policeman or a politician... they can get away with anything.
2006-11-24 06:23:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
The last one was not allowed on the bus because “No naughty minds were allowed.” She was wearing a tee shirt with the wordings “I have a Naughty mind!”
2006-11-26 19:19:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
they didn't have to ride the bus
They were the driver
They had bus token
They had a dress on
It was a crazy bus
A ticket special: buy 1 1/2 tickets and get 1 1/2 free
2006-12-01 09:19:56 · answer #4 · answered by Erica 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The 3rd friend could not even purchase a ticket, as the bus conductor said to the man:
" Get out of my bus as u r in your b-day suit and the sign did say NO NAUGHTY MINDS ALLOWED!!!!!"
2006-12-02 00:01:58 · answer #5 · answered by cookie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Interesting... looking for the answer from non-naughty minds... hahaha
2006-11-25 22:46:05 · answer #6 · answered by GS 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He was Keanu Reeves and he told them there was a bomb on the bus Works like a Charm.
2006-11-24 06:45:11 · answer #7 · answered by Rocky The Fearless 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The first person was an adult = full fare. The second was a child = half ticket. The third was a baby = no ticket.
2006-11-26 16:18:09 · answer #8 · answered by bill_in_il 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the authorities provideed one bottle of vi sky freed from charge for duel purpose. even as her purpose served manager requested how are you ? she informed by no ability provid lavatory paper yet do provide such high quality bottles.
2016-11-29 10:30:36 · answer #9 · answered by brenneman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The third friend must be the Conductor of the bus !!!
2006-11-24 06:35:54 · answer #10 · answered by Tickler 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋