A carrot and a celery stalk got married, and after a particularly wild wedding reception took off in their car for Niagara Falls for their honeymoon. Unfortunately the celery stalk (who was driving) had had a little too much to drink, and got the car into an accident.
The celery stalk was relatively unhurt, but the carrot had to be rushed off to the hospital for an emergency operation. After five hours the surgeon finally emerged from the operating room. The celery, who had been pacing back and forth in the waiting room, rushed up to the doctor and asked "Will she live?"
The doctor solemnly replied, "Yes, but she'll be a vegetable."
2006-11-24 05:37:38 · 27 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I thought it was hilarious!! But then again, I am easily entertained!! LOL!!
2006-11-24 05:44:59 · answer #1 · answered by felita2004 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad. Didn't laugh, but it makes a change to see a clean joke for once.
2006-11-24 05:41:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, its a funny clean joke. There aren't many of those around
2006-11-24 05:43:58 · answer #3 · answered by dark_rose287 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a bit funny! 6/10!
2006-11-24 06:05:27 · answer #4 · answered by sally 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pity laugh.
2006-11-24 05:51:18 · answer #5 · answered by hannahbash 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad ,8/10
2006-11-24 05:41:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha. Very funny keep them coming ploppy pants.
2006-11-24 06:49:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
*frowns*heard this joke quite a few times
2006-11-24 06:00:23 · answer #8 · answered by h 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I laughed again (I am reading these in reverse order)
2006-11-24 05:51:41 · answer #9 · answered by ... 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny in a very warped manner. --CJ
2006-11-24 05:53:07 · answer #10 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋