Three blondes were driving down the highway trying to get to Disneyland.
They saw a sign that read
"Disneyland left." so they went home.
Did you hear about the blonde who tried to kill herself?
She jumped out a basement window.
There was a blonde that went to the hair salon with headphones. Before the barber started cutting her hair she told him "Make sure not to knock the headphones off my head". So the barber was sure not to. The next time, the blonde said the same thing "Do not knock the headphones off my head". The barber again, did what he was told. The third time she went, she told the barber again "Don't knock the headphones off my head", this time though, the barber accidentally knocked them off. As soon as the headphones fell off, the blonde dropped to the floor unconcious. The barber picked up the headphones and listened, and this is what it said "Breathe in, breathe out, breathe in, breathe out...."
2006-11-24 05:02:39 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thanks for the laugh.....they are really good ones!!
2006-11-24 05:17:00 · answer #1 · answered by Never give up on the good times 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2006-11-24 13:42:12 · answer #2 · answered by Sweetness 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Blondes have the worst time!! I dyed my hair blonde like earlier this year, and i could have sworn that i was doing things that i wouldn't normally say or do, like i actually asked the number for 411!! yeah, it was kinda serious!
2006-11-24 13:55:08 · answer #3 · answered by felita2004 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Laughed out loud at the first one...very funny.
2006-11-24 13:16:44 · answer #4 · answered by floss 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those were really funny - I got one too.
What do you call a smart blonde?
a. golden retriever
not quite as good as yours, but still a chuckles worth.
2006-11-24 13:08:16 · answer #5 · answered by freakinout1225 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The last one was the best. These are peroxide blondes we're talking about, not the brainy, natural ones.
2006-11-24 13:05:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
I like the basement one! LOL
2006-11-24 13:22:23 · answer #7 · answered by Tony 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the 1st 1 is the best, but they all made me laugh.
2006-11-24 13:05:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice ones, i've got blonde mates and will defineitly have to tell them
2006-11-24 13:35:43 · answer #9 · answered by hanjp123 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We are definitely in need of more laughter, do it again, I like them short and to the point, but all are funny. Thanks
2006-11-24 13:14:21 · answer #10 · answered by pooterilgatto 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmoa. headr 1 b4 but they r still good jokes.
2006-11-24 13:09:43 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋