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A professor invented a lie detecting chair.

Whenever anybody sitting in it told a lie, the chair would open up and dump the liar on the floor.

During an experiment, a brunette sat in the chair and the professor asked her to tell about herself.

She began, "I think you are the best teacher I’ve ever had."

The chair immediately dumped her on the floor.

After the brunette left in a huff, a blonde sat in the chair.

The professor asked her to tell something of her life.

She began, "I think -" The next thing she knew, she was sitting in the floor.

2006-11-24 04:54:42 · 19 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

19 answers

Ploppy pants, your jokes usually make me laugh, but the name never fails..its awesome...you should run for prime minister or president, as you are developing cult status with that name.... i might prefix my screen name with the word skid as a mark of allegiance to your great name
Skid Mark, what do you think?

2006-11-24 05:05:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Funny 9/10

2006-11-24 13:33:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

funny lmao 10/10

2006-11-24 13:05:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

thats a gone 1

2006-11-24 13:36:13 · answer #4 · answered by christopher_hughes5 2 · 0 0

Its funny but it almost makes it to the non-funny.

2006-11-24 13:01:26 · answer #5 · answered by ---Imperfect Disaster--- 3 · 0 0

thats funny

2006-11-24 12:56:09 · answer #6 · answered by Kate 3 · 0 0

funny

2006-11-24 12:59:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

funny

2006-11-24 12:57:47 · answer #8 · answered by Andrea M 2 · 0 0

Yes it is funny.

2006-11-24 12:59:36 · answer #9 · answered by khayum p 6 · 0 0

lol haha funny

2006-11-24 12:56:47 · answer #10 · answered by Lu 2 · 0 0

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