Two blondes suddenly got into bird hunting and were eager to try it out for themselves.
They had read that a birddog is a great and useful accessory in bird hunting, so they decided to go to the pet shop and buy one. They asked for a well-trained birddog, and got one.
The two blondes immediately went to the woods to try it out. The dog didn't work. No matter how hard they tried, it just didn't follow their commands.
They became really frustrated and one of the blondes said to her companion, “Okay, we'll give him one more try.
We'll throw him in the air one more time and if he doesn't fly, we're taking him back to the store!”
2006-11-24 04:42:44 · 16 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahaha that's brilliant mate well done
2006-11-24 04:44:57 · answer #1 · answered by sdfsgsdhyj 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny 8/10.
2006-11-24 05:34:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I got one: there was the blonde who use to go into this salon with earphones on each time she would tell the stylist to cut around them,nut whatever you do dont take them off. This went on for some time. One day when she came in again the stylist decided to take them off just to see what was so important and the blonde collapsed. They picked up the earphones and hear Breathe in,breathe out,breathe in breathe out!!!
2006-11-24 04:48:14 · answer #3 · answered by toofavorable 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! The Great Blonde kiddnap was tight
2016-05-22 22:29:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry Ploopy Pants ,but is one of the worst Blonde jokes
that I have ever read
2006-11-24 04:47:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
pmsl 10/10
2006-11-24 05:04:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny!
2006-11-24 04:52:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the peroxide has seeped through to my brain, so much so that I found that crap joke extremely funny! Cheers!
2006-11-24 04:48:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-24 05:37:36 · answer #9 · answered by Mary 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-24 05:01:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋