Four men went golfing together one day; three headed to the first tee and one went into the club house to take care of the bill. The three men started talking, bragging about their sons. The first man told the others, "My son is a home builder and he''s so successful that he gave a friend a new home - for free."
The second man said, "My son was a car salesman and now he owns a multi-line dealership. He''s so successful that he gave a friend two Cadillacs."
The third man, not wanting to be outdone bragged, "My son is a stock broker and he''s doing so well that he gave his friend an entire stock portfolio."
The fourth man joined them on the tee after a few minutes of taking care of business. The first man mentioned, "We were just talking about our sons. How is yours doing?" The fourth man replied, "Well, my son is gay. I''m not totally thrilled about it, but he must be good. His last three boyfriends gave him a house, two cars, and a stock portfolio."
2006-11-24 04:42:11 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thats good as well sure you havet got the 07 joke book
2006-11-24 05:19:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliantly subtle 10 outa 10 !
2006-11-24 14:07:41 · answer #2 · answered by nicemanvery 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious!
2006-11-24 12:45:37 · answer #3 · answered by ---Imperfect Disaster--- 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hilarious thats a 10
2006-11-24 12:51:45 · answer #4 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's very funny! 10/10.
2006-11-24 13:35:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Big round of applause for the queen of comedy....drop a courtsey to one of your adoring fans, me, that was funny
2006-11-24 12:49:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2006-11-24 19:13:08 · answer #7 · answered by michael 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a goodie!
2006-11-24 12:44:39 · answer #8 · answered by Jumble 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gosh this is funny hahaha
2006-11-24 12:46:48 · answer #9 · answered by hamsa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg thats soooooooo funny i showed it to my bro and his friend and the loved it too! what are you a standup comedian?hahahahaha(crickets chirpng)
2006-11-24 12:55:01 · answer #10 · answered by zozo 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋