In a small southern town there was a "Nativity Scene" that showed great skill and talent had gone into creating it. One small feature bothered me.
The three wise men were wearing firemen's helmets.
Totally unable to come up with a reason or explanation, I left. At a "Quik Stop" on the edge of town, I asked the lady behind the counter about the helmets. She exploded into a rage, yelling at me, "You stupid guy never do read the Bible!" I assured her that I did, but simply couldn't recall anything about firemen in the Bible.
She jerked her Bible from behind the counter and ruffled through some pages, and finally jabbed her finger at a passage. Sticking it in my face she said "See, it says right here, 'The three wise man came from afar.'"
2006-11-24 04:21:43 · 9 answers · asked by talkingformydog 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
weak
2006-11-24 04:23:43 · answer #1 · answered by Wiley 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
NO NO NO NO NOGot to award you 0/10
2006-11-27 19:37:37 · answer #2 · answered by JEFF K 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tht has got to be one of the worst jokes ive ever heard jus take the shame i wud nva *** out if i said somthing like tht
2006-11-27 05:03:09 · answer #3 · answered by lil me 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny if you say it with an Irish accent.
2006-11-24 05:13:07 · answer #4 · answered by floss 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hang your head in shame.
2006-11-24 04:24:43 · answer #5 · answered by Andrew 1 · 3⤊ 0⤋
not told by an Irishman of course, it's bad.
2006-11-24 04:31:01 · answer #6 · answered by glasgow girl 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
not too funny. Sorry
2006-11-24 04:33:05 · answer #7 · answered by Sweetness 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol that's one hell of a groaner
2006-11-24 04:31:58 · answer #8 · answered by sdfsgsdhyj 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ok.
2006-11-24 05:44:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋