The perfect man and the perfect woman were driving on a not-so perfect night. They came across Santa's sleigh crashed by the side of the road. Being the perfect couple, they decided to stop, pick him up, and help him deliver the rest of his gifts.
However, they were no more than 5 miles down the road when the car swerved into a tree. In this horrific crash, all were killed.
Who was driving?
Since there's no such thing as Santa Clause, and the perfect man is only a myth. It had to be the perfect woman that was driving...
...which would explain why there was a fatal car accident.
2006-11-24 04:20:39 · 9 answers · asked by trigam41 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
CUTE HAHAHA
2006-11-24 04:23:50 · answer #1 · answered by hillarious 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
But why did the car swerve becuase santa as most see him is a male he probly was out walking on the road ans she the driver had to swerve to not hit his deers that got away
2006-11-24 04:29:18 · answer #2 · answered by Beth B 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I don't care that Biohazard's answer was just as sexist, it did make the joke funnier.
2016-05-22 22:25:49 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this cant happen, if it does the perfect man and perfect woman cant get together and have ...
lots of perfect sex...
which leads to...
the perfect child :o) lol
2006-11-24 04:24:50 · answer #4 · answered by tony h 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Thats a lil harsh...No?
2006-11-24 04:43:35 · answer #5 · answered by Coley 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny ... heehee
2006-11-24 04:30:51 · answer #6 · answered by hart2hart 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry, to pathetic and horrible
2006-11-24 04:32:41 · answer #7 · answered by star42430 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
entertaining...
2006-11-24 04:29:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!! Great one!!!!!!!
2006-11-24 04:24:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋