I camped at the top of a hill in northern NJ and almost had a fight with a bunch of kids throwing feces at me.

Question

How should I respond? Should I go back up there with a gang of my own or should I avoid hiking there? I set up a tent and they started throwing things at me through the bushes. Apparently, they were getting a thrill out of it. I ignored it until I realized it was **it, at which time I charged them and they took off, but with little success, since they kept trying to get a rise out of me all night. In the morning, I packed up and left. I used to go hiking there all the time.

Answer 1

depending on where in northern new jersey, i would have to strongly advise you against trying to best those kids up. they'll probably get their own posse, one thing leads to another, and before you know it, there'll be a miniature west side story goin down.

no matter the place it was, dont stop goin back to your hiking spot. you were there before those gremlins, and you will be there after them.

keep in mind the reason why you were camping. did you have a long weekend? maybe those kids had a thanksgiving vaction and, because they had nothing else better to do, decied to throw sh.it at you

Answer 2

Dude, they are thowing feces at you! Im from Chicago so maybe stuffs different out by you, but if they are throwing crap at you, there is obviously somthing twisted in there heads. I hate to say it, because I would be furious, but be the bigger man and just avoid the area. You could also go another day. I strongly doubt that there is a gang of kids that hide in the bushes 24/7 with piles of poop just waiting for unsuspecting campers. If revenge is what you seek, email me for some great snare designs.

Answer 3

The politically correct thing to do is to notify the police and let them handle it.

Otherwise, the next time you go camping carry a gun and shoot the flippin' punks. That will make great news coverage when their Moms and other relatives talk about how great their little kids were and they never hurt anyone. Hey what's one less degenerate in the world.

Of course, I would choose to notify the police and do not condone random elimination of scum of the earth...err, I mean killing another person just because they get a kick out of throwing crap at people.

Or you could invite them to sit down at your campfire and hold hands and sing spiritual songs. They are probably just misunderstood anyway.

Answer 4

I don’t know the place, since I live somewhere else, New Mexico.

If it’s a park or if the place does have rangers to monitor the place, talk to them.

If not, contact the police and let them know. If they have done this before and to others, it should be known. Best not be you and your friends facing time in jail.

Answer 5

claymores buried in the shape of a u, 3 sides long get them to chase yu and set off the claymores! no more idiots!! just kidding!!seen it in a Rambo movie? I think? yu could rope a trail tho? sorta like hitting the clothesline in a backyard?

Answer 6

dig a pit and fill it with poop when they aren't around then coax them to go that way when one or more fall in then its your turn to tease the heck out of them i cant suggest what id really do but I'm sure after having crap thrown at you all night you probably have some choice thoughts of your own

Answer 7

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Answer 8

Land mines all around your campsite should do the trick.

Answer 9

Paintball gun sounds like a good idea.

Answer 10

cell phone. 911