this is just a taster of what is to come today.
Two campers were hiking in the forest when all of a sudden a bear jumps out of a bush and starts chasing them. Both campers start running for their lives, when one of them stops and starts to put on his running shoes.
His partner says, "What are you doing? You can't outrun a bear!"
His friend replies, "I don't have to outrun the bear, I only have to outrun you!"
2006-11-24 04:13:23 · 22 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i am begining to hurt again between you and always laughing both your jokes are brill
2006-11-24 05:31:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its alright 6/10
2006-11-24 12:18:12 · answer #2 · answered by Bon 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol, that was funny. It makes perfect sense. He only needs to outrun him, because the bear will take the person that is behind.
LOL :D
I rate it a 9.9 outa 10! It needs a little boost
2006-11-24 12:17:04 · answer #3 · answered by peace ♥ music 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Funny.
2006-11-24 13:44:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
it has been for the past 20 some years
2006-11-24 12:16:35 · answer #5 · answered by wil_t52 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao funny 10/10
2006-11-24 12:15:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Nah...more sensible than funny.
2006-11-24 13:14:39 · answer #7 · answered by floss 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny! cheers for the laff xx
2006-11-24 12:16:22 · answer #8 · answered by jones_linz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
old but funny
2006-11-24 12:17:14 · answer #9 · answered by Kit 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL That was funny
2006-11-24 12:18:53 · answer #10 · answered by Beth B 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋