A Joke no question; Catholic Church Head Covering?

Question

Willys cynical thought for the fugging day;

If electricity is made by electrons is morality made by freaking morons?

Several years ago, the Catholic Church required women to wear a head covering in order to enter the sanctuary. One Sunday a lady arrived without her head covering. The priest informs her that she cannot enter without it.

So she leaves and a few moments later the lady comes back wearing a bra tied to her head. And it is abundantly obvious from the bouncing and giggling where the bra came from. The shocked priest says, "Madam, I cannot allow you to enter this holy place without wearing a bra."

"But Father, I have a divine right," she informs.

"Yes, I see. And your left one isn't bad either, but you still cannot enter THIS church like that!"

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From; WILLYS JOKES 1/16/05 Murphy's Laws on Sex

Answer 1

Cute, but not the best I've heard.

Answer 2

It would be funnier if the premise were based on something that's factual. Really, women haven't been required to wear a head covering for ages and ages.

Answer 3

At the time women were to wear head coverings, they were not allowed in the Sanctuary.

Answer 4

Hmm. enable's all expend our time(and factors, interior the questioners case!) for the loser, why do no longer we...ever heard of infamy? it works equivalent to acceptance. the final thank you to harm somebody is to disclaim their existence. dropping your hate on the bigot will only serve his purpose, no longer yours. only thought, as a non-xtian, i could element that out. (there's somewhat right here pronounced as 'jokes and riddles', btw) :D

Answer 5

funny

Answer 6

try again bro'