While unloading his gear and his prize catch, Sister Mary inquired about his trip.
"Take a look at this big Son of a ***** I caught!"
Sister Mary gasped and clutched her rosary, "Father!"
"It's OK, Sister. That's what kind of fish it is--a Son of a ***** Fish!"
"Oh, well then, what are you going to do with that big Son of a *****?"
"Why, eat it of course. The guide said nothing compares to the taste of A Son of a *****."
Sister Mary informed the priest that the new Bishop was scheduled to visit in a few days and that they should fix the Son of a ***** for his dinner.
"I'll even clean the Son of a *****," she said. As she was cleaning the huge fish, the Friar walked in.
"What are you doing Sister?"
"Father wants me to clean this big Son of a ***** for the new Bishop's din ner."
"Sister! I'll clean it if you're so upset! Please watch your language!"
"No, no, no, it's called a Son of a ***** fish."
"Really? Well, in that case, I'll fix up a great meal to go with it, and that Son of a ***** can be the main course! Let me know when you've finished cleaning that Son of a *****."
On the night of the new Bishop's visit, everything was perfect.
The Friar had prepared an excellent meal. The wine was fine, and the fish was excellent.
The new Bishop said, "This is great fish, where did you get it?"
"I caught that Son of a *****!" proclaimed the proud priest.
The Bishop's eyes opened wide, but he said nothing.
"And I cleaned the Son of a *****!" exclaimed the Sister.
The Bishop sat silent in disbelief.
The Friar added, "And I prepared the Son of a *****, using a special recipe!
The new Bishop looked around at each of them.
Slowly a big smile crept across his face as he said,
"You buggers are my kind of people!"
2006-11-24 03:52:02 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Did you make that up? LOL that was the best joke that I have ever heard! Do you make those up every day? Ha. I loved it. You jave a very creative mind. You sound pretty nice. Tell you what. Every day, put up a new today's funny, and I'll read it every day, and comment on it. Thanks for making my day a lot happier!
2006-11-24 03:55:45 · answer #1 · answered by digitex30189 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
W0NDERFUL!!! best I have heard in a long time.. Its now on the way to my good friend " Bishop Bill, the Bishop of Truro
2006-11-24 04:02:13 · answer #2 · answered by Agustin-Jean F 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao excellent
2006-11-24 04:11:33 · answer #3 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Its too long to laugh
2006-11-24 04:20:57 · answer #4 · answered by hillarious 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
funny and cute
2006-11-24 03:57:36 · answer #5 · answered by arrizona 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
so much for so little
2006-11-24 03:58:36 · answer #6 · answered by markhatter 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
huh? sorry, not funny
2006-11-24 03:59:16 · answer #7 · answered by star42430 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋