One day God calls down to Noah and says, "Noah, me old china, I want you to make me a new Ark".
Noah replies, "No probs God, me old Supreme Being. Anything you want. After all, you're the guv".
But God interrupts, "Ah, but there's a catch. This time, Noah, I don't want just a couple of decks, I want 20 decks one on top of the other."
"20 DECKS!" screams Noah. "Well, OK Big Man, whatever you say. Should I fill it up with all the animals just like last time?"
"Yep, that's right. Well, sort of right. This time I want you to fill it up with fish," God answers.
"Fish?" queries Noah. "Yep, fish. Well, to make it more specific, Noah, I want carp - wall to wall, floor to ceiling - Carp!"
Noah looks to the skies. "OK God my old mucker, let me get this right, you want a New Ark?" "Check". "With 20 decks, one on top of the other?" "Check". "And you want it full of Carp?" "Check". "Why?" Asks the perplexed Noah, who was slowly but surely getting to the end of his tether.
"I dunno....I just fancied a multi-storey Carp Ark"
2006-11-24 03:30:25 · 13 answers · asked by toietmoi 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hee hee hee.. this is mild humour :-)
2006-11-24 11:44:25 · answer #1 · answered by happy soul 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'm able to understand Christians believing the story of advent, in the way it somewhat is a metaphor and the 7 days somewhat propose 7 sessions of time, and God made evolution ensue. i'm able to understand that. yet what the bleep is tens of millions of diverse species crammed on an arc in a international huge flood, being appeared after with the aid of one guy and his relatives metaphor for? administration freak smitten with the aid of catch and animal abuse? whether the Bible is actual, and human beings like me are incorrect, then i'm particularly particular the Noah tale somewhat is in basic terms propaganda, and not an honestly journey that befell. I propose, even the boys, (confident, men) who wrote the Bible had to characteristic abit of propaganda. i don't understand the way Christians can take the Bible so actually, whether it substitute into actual, there are gonna be some made-up memories in it to coach the area of God, whether he himself is actual. regrettably, this is not the only place the Bible would not make experience or is incorrect.
2016-10-13 00:50:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its a cracker. Got anymore
2006-11-24 04:03:23 · answer #3 · answered by patreub 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
With wall to wall carpet ?
2006-11-24 03:38:55 · answer #4 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
groan.
if you're gonna tell lame jokes, make em shorter.
2006-11-24 03:35:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one..I must remember to tell at work.
2006-11-24 04:51:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
The best kind of joke, that. So stupid it's hilarious.
2006-11-24 03:52:34 · answer #7 · answered by foggafilly 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
that was the worst joke i ever heard
2006-11-24 03:38:22 · answer #8 · answered by soxfan 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe - that is scarily bad.
but thanks anyway, it brightened up my day, and i did actually laugh out loud (half at the joke and half at the stupidity)
2006-11-24 03:48:26 · answer #9 · answered by FreakGirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's awful lol
2006-11-24 04:53:10 · answer #10 · answered by sdfsgsdhyj 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋