A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says ‘What the hell was that all about?"
2006-11-24 03:10:53 · 19 answers · asked by toietmoi 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Haha, he must vave been travelling at a snail's pace. Keep them coming. You brighten up my day.
2006-11-24 03:29:27 · answer #1 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As President and Co-Founder of the American Snails Social Rights Foundation (A.S.S.-Rights), I would like to say that this "joke" is obscene and offensive to our domestic Snail minority population. It condones intolerance and violence towards an already slow and struggling species. We will soon be filing suit and picketing your cause!
2006-11-24 03:17:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That isn't lame it's funny! I like these jokes better than the supposedly witty ones. It's stupid in a funny kind of way. Don't call it lame coz then nobody will click the joke and answer.
btw 'maybe' is one word.
Ps: don't choose goodfell as best answer and write 'lol'
The way things are going with this overliberal crap, it will soon become a reality.
2006-11-24 03:16:40 · answer #3 · answered by jewl 32 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you call a snail on a boat? A snailor! X
2006-11-24 03:14:10 · answer #4 · answered by floss 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he! he! a knocking and talking snail huh!!! i'd have kept it on display. i guess the answer too the snails ques would be" keeping my porch clean and snail-free"
2006-11-24 03:22:44 · answer #5 · answered by nexus 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'm offended. why isn't it a woman that answers the door? you're so politically incorrest :@
lol just kidding nice joke
2006-11-24 04:54:18 · answer #6 · answered by sdfsgsdhyj 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The shaggy dog tale is on us that examine this shaggy dog tale of yours. in case you have been to tell the natives this shaggy dog tale, you particular 'nough gets butchered via them. a guy or woman who tells this type of so referred to as shaggy dog tale gets eaten via the natives because of the fact nowhere in the shaggy dog tale it says humorous haha.
2016-10-17 11:45:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK, that's freaky. I swear the e-x-a-c-t same thing happened to me a couple of months ago.
2006-11-24 03:16:06 · answer #8 · answered by I am the Badger Princess. 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i have heard that before, bless the poor snail!! and shame on the grumpy man!!!!!!
2006-11-24 03:13:46 · answer #9 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hee hee! Funny!
2006-11-24 03:18:51 · answer #10 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋