guy answers advert for talking dog says to owner how much for the dog........owner says £10..first guy thinks wow i could make a fortune and buys the dog.....in the car on the way home the dogs telling his new owner about working for MI5 and how he just sat next to russian spies and reported back to HQ and how he used to sit in airports listening out for smugglers and terorists new owner thinks this is ace and when he gets home he rings previous owner and asks how come you sold your dog man you could have made millions previous owner says don't listern to a word that dog says he's a fu..ing liar
2006-11-24 02:24:29 · 9 answers · asked by michael 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Brilliant, ohhh having such a laugh. Good one. Enjoy your weekend:)))
2006-11-24 02:26:44 · answer #1 · answered by Duisend-poot 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice thats dog is the best to get you CASH. Love to have a doggie like that.
2006-11-24 02:34:22 · answer #2 · answered by Stefy 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
thats a ruff joke
regards, Jack Russell
2006-11-24 02:27:05 · answer #3 · answered by musicman 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another oldy but goody
2006-11-27 19:34:55 · answer #4 · answered by JEFF K 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i wish dat talking dog was mine cos if he was mine he wont be telling lies he would be busy telling the truth about how magnificeint and beautiful i am....
2006-11-27 06:57:51 · answer #5 · answered by jellyswiss 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-25 00:19:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one! âº
2006-11-24 02:30:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha ha
i want one......lol
2006-11-24 02:39:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
LOL
2006-11-24 02:43:43 · answer #9 · answered by Beth B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋