A priest was seated next to an Australian on a flight to Canberra. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Australian asked for a Bundy Rum and Coke, which was brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the priest if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust "I’d rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips."
The Australian then handed his drink back to the attendant and said "Me too. I didn’t know we had a choice."
2006-11-24 01:59:00 · 28 answers · asked by toietmoi 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that is the funniest thing i have heard all day :-) thank you
2006-11-24 02:27:59 · answer #1 · answered by a.gatenby 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha Ha .......Must have thanked the Priest for letting him know about the choice !! Ha Ha Ha ....too hilarious !!! Priest must have got fainted !!!
2006-11-24 02:08:06 · answer #2 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brings New Meaning To "Fly Virgin Blue"!
2006-11-24 02:06:52 · answer #3 · answered by Paul R 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Thats like a blonde joke except the word "blonde" is so gay
2006-11-24 02:01:53 · answer #4 · answered by nutsonmonday 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They have boomerang willies that keep coming back. Its a bit messy.
2006-11-24 02:22:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not funny and contrived. why on earth would a priest say something like that?
2006-11-24 02:04:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one.
2006-11-24 02:19:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol nice one mate. you make me smile post some more
2006-11-24 02:05:51 · answer #8 · answered by chantelle d 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tough decision to have to make !
2006-11-24 02:00:57 · answer #9 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another good one, good to see so many jokes here today:)))
2006-11-24 02:27:54 · answer #10 · answered by Duisend-poot 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dnt knw, may be Bin Laden or Bush knows, Why not ask hin only.
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2006-11-24 02:10:11 · answer #11 · answered by moikeshav 2 · 1⤊ 3⤋