one day the Minister decided to have the outside of his church repainted and murphy volunteered, sure I`ll do a grand job sir, you leave it to me.
so Murphy had an idea,`If I thin all the paint down sure I can do the job for half the cost and pocket the difference.
so murphy is painting away at the top of the ladder humming happily to himself when suddenly a huge bolt of lightening hits him and he ends up on the ground with smoke pouring from his hair and ears and he looks up to the sky and crys` God I`m sorry what must I do to make up for me sin`? and a loud voice booms down `Repaint ,Repaint and Thin no more murphy`
Happy Friday everyone.
2006-11-24 01:50:54 · 15 answers · asked by Sentinel 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Same minister hires Murphy to paint his porch out back. Murphy grabs a big can of paint and a brush....and returns in about an hour.
"All done?", asks the minister.
"Yep", says Murphy. "But Reverend, that's not a Porsche...it's a Ferrari!!"
2006-11-24 01:54:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I've heard it before. Not my favorite.
My favorite is this one.
Jesus, Moses and an old man are golfing. It's Moses's turn and the ball goes in the water. So, he parts the water and hits the ball in the hole.
Jesus goes, and his ball goes in the water. So, he walks on the water and putts from there, scoring a hole.
The old man goes, and his ball heads for the water when a turtle pops up. The ball bounces off the shell into the air where it lands by some trees. A squirrl picks it up and is running up the tree to his home when an eagle swoops down and grabs him, ball and all. As it flies over the hole, the squirl dropps th ball and the old man gets a hole in one.
Moses and Jesus stare at the old man. Then Jesus says, "Stop showing off dad!"
2006-11-24 10:04:36 · answer #2 · answered by sister steph 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i've heard better Irish jokes. Thanx 4 the thought anyway.
2006-11-24 10:05:29 · answer #3 · answered by Blah Blah 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
teehee nice 1
2006-11-24 09:52:42 · answer #4 · answered by pensive07 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That Was funny. Thank you
k1
2006-11-24 09:54:34 · answer #5 · answered by Kenneth G 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats cute
2006-11-24 09:56:15 · answer #6 · answered by zee zee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wha'th tho funny about that?
lol
Good one!
2006-11-24 10:07:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha good one.
2006-11-24 10:10:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats neat
2006-11-24 09:53:32 · answer #9 · answered by Trace 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2006-11-24 09:53:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋