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The Jesus Mohamed Buddha GIMP

Fighting the rabbit plauge since 1931

2006-11-24 01:04:57 · 11 answers · asked by The Jesus Mohamed Buddha Gimp 1 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

11 answers

a good question... mmmmmmm...

let's think...

What weapons?

Right -

Jesus weapon of choice is an UZI - nice Jewish semi automatic
Buddha - he would probably use some crappy Chinese rifle
Krishna - I reckon he's a Kalashnikov guy
Mohamed - well he wouldn't use a gun he'd strap explosives to himself...

So the answer is, in a "shoot-off" - Jesus

However, if you were in the middle of a load of rabbits I reckon it's got to be Mohamed.

Thanks

2006-11-24 01:09:11 · answer #1 · answered by jonti 5 · 0 1

Jesus

2006-11-24 01:06:42 · answer #2 · answered by Iron Duke 2 · 0 1

I searched the Koran. No rabbits were found.

http://www.usc.edu/cgi-bin/msasearch

2006-11-24 01:11:37 · answer #3 · answered by nobody 5 · 1 0

Jesus ... he would need them for the next time he has to feed 5,000 people.

2006-11-24 01:22:43 · answer #4 · answered by SB 7 · 1 0

All these Divine Educators forbid hunting.

2006-11-24 01:12:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Um

2006-11-24 04:03:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

none of them are that savage, that's a man- made ego thing...give the rabbits a gun and then we can call hunting a sport...

2006-11-24 01:07:47 · answer #7 · answered by The walker 3 · 2 1

None
since they would never take the life of a living being.

2006-11-24 01:08:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

Jesus. The other three are dead.

2006-11-24 01:08:45 · answer #9 · answered by 5solas 3 · 1 0

Obviously Mohammed. He was the greatest killer of them all.

2006-11-24 01:07:26 · answer #10 · answered by Bad Cosmo 4 · 1 4

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