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2006-11-24 00:53:46 · 9 answers · asked by The Jesus Mohamed Buddha Gimp 1 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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Matthew 12:31 ON this account I say to you Every sort of sin and blasphemy against the spirit will not be forgiven.
You blew it dude. Not only if Christianity is the true faith but you covered all the other religions. You may think that is funny.
But, God isn't laughing. You better enjoy yourself, where your going won't be that much fun.

2006-11-24 00:59:38 · answer #1 · answered by Steven 6 · 0 0

Well I don't think jesus would drink. (Hole in his side from the spear might leak, not pretty.) Buddha wouldn't want the bad karma. Krishna seems like a stand up guy. The Pedophile Muhammed (Puke Be Upon Him) would probably make his phone ring and fake a call from his 9 year old wife. He would then tell everyone else that the little ball and chain told him to get his A$$ home, just so he wouldn't have to buy the next round...

2016-05-22 22:05:57 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Jesus had to tow the line at INNS after turning the water into wine,much to the landlords dismay ,Mohamed was tea-total,Buddha turned his back on wealth and worldly possessions,and Krishna has no pockets in his long white nightdress,Satan the (Doorman)has to come to the rescue i would say,and make jesus pay for their gins!

2006-11-24 01:07:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Mohamed and Buddha won't take alcohol,don't know about Jesus and Krishna.

2006-11-24 00:57:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anger eating demon 5 · 0 1

Jesus would not walk in a pub in the first place he would send the Holy Spirit in and pull all those who called upoun his name out of the darkness and into the light ,Praise the Name of Jesus

2006-11-24 01:00:33 · answer #5 · answered by Terry S 5 · 0 0

Well, I think Islam doesn't allow alcohol (that's what I heard), so I don't think Mohammed would be willing to buy drinks that would lead his companions to sin.

2006-11-24 01:00:04 · answer #6 · answered by sister steph 6 · 0 0

Vishnu.

2006-11-24 00:56:14 · answer #7 · answered by Sentinel 7 · 0 1

Mohamed would leave, then come back and blow up the joint.

2006-11-24 00:56:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

All of them would.
Why ? because its easier to give a sermon than a penny.

2006-11-24 01:02:27 · answer #9 · answered by catcher 3 · 0 1

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