A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting: ''I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person, because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in general...and all in the name of humor!''
The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when the blonde yells, ''You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little jerk on your knee!''
2006-11-24 00:48:50 · 12 answers · asked by amudwar 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that was hularious, i was not expecting the ending when she was stupid enough to talk to a dummy. ROTFL
2006-11-24 00:57:59 · answer #1 · answered by rOxY 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it. Try this one:
A little bird was flying through the rainforest when it heard something calling out. It flew down and found an elephant stuck in a mud hole. Hello Mr Elephant can I help? No but go and gat the King o the jungle Mr Lion. Off the bird went and found him at home. Told him the problem so he got his Porsche from the garage and a tow rope and followed the bird to the elephant on pulled him out. The elephant was so grateful that he told him he was now his buddy and anytime he was in trouble he could call on him. …………And the months rolled by until one day the elephant was walking through the forest and he could hear a cry for help. Sounds like my buddy he thought. He found him in the same mud hole! Go get Mr Lion said the bird. Off went the elephant, crashing through the forest to the lion’s house. Knocked on the door, no answer, rushed to Mr Rhino’s house and was told Mr Lion had gone on holiday just that morning. Panic set in, he rushed to see the little bird who had now sunk up to his wing-pits. Little bird sorry Mr Lion was not in. I’ll have to get you out myself. With that he reversed up to the hole and stuck his tail out, but the bird couldn’t reach it. He tried with his trunk, still couldn’t reach. Oh no he thought but then I am a bull elephant with one other very large appendage and with that he pushed it out as far as he could reach. The little bird held on tightly with its beak and was pulled out! ……………….
And the moral of the story is if you’ve got a c**k like an elephant you don’t need a
2006-11-24 01:19:03 · answer #2 · answered by ask this dummy 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I being a quasi professional Ventriloquist faced such funny situations several times in my life time, though the involved persons were not blondes !!!
Who can understand and enjoy this joke of your better than me, who have had first hand experience similar to this one !!! Thanks for reminding my golden old days !!!
2006-11-24 01:00:48 · answer #3 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I even have one for you. A blonde is examining the newspaper, the headline says "12 brazillian voters killed". She says "oh my god" seems to the guy beside her and asks "how many are in a brazillian returned?"
2016-10-13 00:40:47 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This joke is kinda funny, but I don't like dumb blonde jokes that much.
2006-11-24 01:03:36 · answer #5 · answered by nutsonmonday 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
that was funny it was unexpected at the beginning after all the smart thing she says
2006-11-24 00:53:21 · answer #6 · answered by sum guy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard it before, but it's a good one.
2006-11-24 01:15:01 · answer #7 · answered by ..rae..♥ 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
funny
2006-11-24 01:50:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not fuuuny!!(Don't report me for abuse)
2006-11-24 01:32:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha ha...
lol..
2006-11-24 02:22:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋