UNDERSTANDING A WOMAN
(A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)
I know I'm not going to understand women.
I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax,
pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root,
and still be afraid of a spider.
CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles.
The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.
He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.
She directs him down the correct aisle.
A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.
She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?
He answers, "You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store
to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco
and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper.
So, I figure if I have to roll my own .......... so does she.
2006-11-24 00:48:31 · 12 answers · asked by dididdleydihi 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
glad these are making you smile roxy
and no its not womens perfect is it
it is womans perfect
men is not perfect
but then not is man
2006-11-24 00:54:43 · update #1
I love the second one, I am printing it out, my mum will have it on her fridge by the end of the day
Ta for the laugh on a Friday afternoon X
2006-11-24 02:28:21 · answer #1 · answered by carrienicholson23 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pmsl 10/10
2006-11-24 01:07:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am a man and i agree with the man persepective lol
2006-11-24 00:56:49 · answer #3 · answered by Kemodo 344™ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
KNOW WHAT MEN DONT HAVE THE BRAINS TO EVEN START TO UNDERSTAND WOMAN
2006-11-24 07:56:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
First one was too good and the second one was Ok !!! Any way !! Enjoyed it !!! LOL !!
2006-11-24 00:54:56 · answer #5 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The plural of woman is women, not womans.
2006-11-24 00:51:18 · answer #6 · answered by Dieguito Maradona 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha ha
2006-11-24 02:22:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol ,there is a lot of things that men don't understand in us! :)
2006-11-24 00:51:58 · answer #8 · answered by woo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why don't you roll your own? It'd be much cheaper
2006-11-24 01:12:53 · answer #9 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha yea good one. typical guy though
2006-11-24 00:51:14 · answer #10 · answered by floss♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋