If it walked, it would be mugged.
2006-11-24 00:10:42 · 13 answers · asked by bluenose 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Or have it's wheels pinched?!
2006-11-24 00:12:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha old old joke...
The river was there before Liverpool was, and industry and the likes of irresponsible people made it so dirty in the Industrial Revolution that it was virtually devoid if any life, so really the Mersey was mugged ages ago.
Who ever heard of a walking river...
2006-11-24 08:33:05 · answer #2 · answered by waterbaby 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Sludge glides
2006-11-24 08:12:38 · answer #3 · answered by Powerpuffgeezer 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hey, I like scousers. Good Honest thieves, you know where you stand!
2006-11-24 08:28:28 · answer #4 · answered by Skippy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Actually, it does not flow 'through' Liverpool at all!
It flows BETWEEN the peninsula of the Wirral, and Liverpool.
Have a nice day.
2006-11-24 08:14:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
I thought it was because it couldn't stand the boring football.
2006-11-24 08:49:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because there's nowhere to park !
2006-11-24 09:21:39 · answer #7 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before,but still had a chuckle.Thanks
2006-11-24 09:25:59 · answer #8 · answered by David 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha heard it before!
2006-11-24 08:14:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is a good one, keep at it,
2006-11-24 08:19:56 · answer #10 · answered by rOxY 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋