an irish man goes into a blaksmith asking for a job
the blacksmith asks "do you have any experience in shooing horses"
"no but i once told a pony f**k off"
2006-11-24 00:04:59 · 30 answers · asked by Kemodo 344™ 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
for anybodys information i am irish
2006-11-24 00:32:40 · update #1
Lame
(now that's a joke)
2006-11-24 00:06:23 · answer #1 · answered by Yeah yeah yeah 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Man ! Blacksmiths no longer shoes the horses any more !! Now Farriers do the job !! Any way it was too funny....Gross misunderstanding by the man !!! LOL !!
2006-11-24 00:18:55 · answer #2 · answered by Tickler 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yeah i've got been given some...... Q: wat do you do wen an irishman throws a hand grenade at you? A: pull the pin and throw it back Q: why did the irish comdedian walk of diploma? A: cos all and sundry became guffawing at him Q:what do you call a ineffective irishman in a closet? A:the 1995 international cover and seek for champion. Q: how did the irishman harm his arm raking leaves? A: he fell out of the tree. 2 irishmen mendacity in a field. the 1st looks on the 2d and says "which do you reckon is nearer, Texas or the moon?" the 2d irishmen turns to his chum in astonishment and says "you fool you cant see texas from here!!!" An irishman is going in to get a haircut. the hairdresser tries to decrease his hair yet isn't able because of the fact the guy is donning headphones. the hairdresser is going to get rid of the headphones and the irish guy clutches his ears and says "no you cant take them out" The irishman will become a typical client and everytime has the headphones in. finally the hairdresser is bored stiff and yanks the headphones out whilst the irishman isn't paying interest. a 2d passes and the irishman clutches at hhis throat falls to the floor and dies. The police come to check out. they ask the hairdresser if he did something to the irishman merely beforehand he died. the hairdresser says "all i did became pull out his headphones." via accident the headphones are nevertheless mendacity next to the ineffective irishman, so the police officer options one up, places it in his ear and hears...................................... "breathe in, breathe out, breathe in, breathe out..............." I even have extra yet won't be in a position to be stricken writing them. p.s. in case your irish and that i've got indignant you............................ too undesirable you under the effect of alcohol bas*ard.
2016-12-17 15:26:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lame
2006-11-24 00:32:17 · answer #4 · answered by Skippy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha,ha.ha yes funny. Oh and the mother in law is Irish with a great sense of humour.I'll tell her later.
2006-11-24 01:06:07 · answer #5 · answered by David 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Heeeya!
I'm a quarter Irish.
2006-11-24 01:39:03 · answer #6 · answered by Zeera 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Top one, short sharp and very very funny 10/10
2006-11-24 00:34:46 · answer #7 · answered by Vinny 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what a cracker pmsl 10/10
2006-11-24 00:30:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahaaaaa! That was great! I could totally picture the scene and hear the accent!
2006-11-25 21:10:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Brilliant!
2006-11-24 00:06:12 · answer #10 · answered by Ally 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
OK not bad 5/10
2006-11-27 19:28:49 · answer #11 · answered by JEFF K 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋