whats your best insults?

Question

in ireland we insult each other all the time it is a sign of affection rather than hatered. can you give me some insults to use againest FAT, BALD, STUPID but espacaily UGLY people and rember this is just for fun between freinds no real people will be hurt in the answering of these questions

to sooty this is for what some people call fun
for you to say i and any one who answered the questions are ill bred and uneducated is an insult also which means you have provided 2 very good insults. it must be your irish decent that allows you to do this in such a subtle thanks for the insults but i dont think you just have what it takes to get the best answer

Answer 1

you dont sweat much for a fat lass

Answer 2

here goes:that bald head makes you look like a penis with legs,your so fat you are on both sides of the family tree,when you were a kid you were so ugly your dad gave you a rattle with the snake still attached,your mom is so nasty that she went for a hair cut and the barber told her to open her shirt,hey baldy,when you open your mouth you look like a one fingered bowling ball,your so fat,that when you broke your leg gravy came out,shes so ugly that she went for a face lift,and when the doctor saw what was under there,he put it back down,hes so fat his nickname is DAMN!,is that your head?,or did someone screw a light bulb onto your neck?you were so ugly when you were your born that the doctor slapped your momma,hes so fat he has to iron his pants in the driveway,...

Answer 3

You are fatter than Joe Kernan, uglier than John Grimley, stupider than Francie Belleew and older than Keiran McGeeney.

Answer 4

I'm fat and you're ugly! But I can lose weight!

I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person!

You're so ugly, your momma tried to take home the after birth!

Answer 5

Yo mama/ YOu're so fat, when you saw a school bus full of white kids you shouted "Stop that Twinky!!!"
Here's an original:
Yo mama/ You're so fat that you need to use a matress as a maxipad!

Answer 6

Your so ugly the gov't moved Halloween to your birthday.
your so fat the police makes you wear "Caution! Wide Turn
Your so fat when you get on the scale it says to be continued....
Your gf is so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind.
Your so stupid you took a ruler to bed to see how long you slept.

Answer 7

Your brain is the size of a pea.
Do you have rat turds for brains.
I think the better half of you ran down your mama's bum.
I may be fat but your ugly & I can lose weight.
Your so ugly you blinde the blind.
Hope this helps.

Answer 8

my best insult are the ones from Europeans that ALL AMERICANS ARE STUPID, DUMB, IGNORANT, NOT DEALING WITH A FULL DECK, THINKS THE WORLD REVOLVES AROUND THEM, ARROGANT, ECT.. ECT.. ECT.
SO TO ALL OF EUROPE JUST KEEP THOSE INSULTS ROLLING, you know not all Americans are that, time to dig a little deeper Europeans and you might be amazed that yes in America we do have intelligent life among us

Answer 9

is that a match in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
take a shower, you smell like your father.
you're so ugly your mother threw you out of the window and was fined for littering

Answer 10

In America we call someone who is "FAT, BALD, STUPID but espacaily UGLY " Vice President Cheney

Answer 11

Yo momma so bald headed her cornrows look like stitches. or Yo momma so bald headed she gotta use rice for rollers.