2006-11-23 19:30:04 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Santa has a long standing, top level security pass. It allows him into no fly zones, and across borders with impunity.
Your presents are safe this year.
2006-11-23 19:34:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This may be why I keep seeing ornaments of Santa saddled-up on horses, bulls, dairy cows, armadillos, and hot sauce bottles. I know he's getting desperate but he needs to stay off them cactuses. I don't care how much eggnog he's had.
2006-11-23 19:58:05 · answer #2 · answered by February Rain 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Welp, since toy guns dont look like guns anymore i think it all depends on whos working the metal detector and if he gets clearance to fly!...other wise i will play blaze of glory by bon jovi at his funeral
2006-11-23 19:34:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It'll take a really long time to get his bag of infinite toys through the security check.
2006-11-23 19:33:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good idea. You can use this excuse to your kids if you can't afford presents for them until the following Friday.
You can say he got delayed by the HS. Then that buys you time until you get paid and can get your kids what you want to get them, instead of what you can only currently get them.
2006-11-23 19:32:24 · answer #5 · answered by AveGirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Am I surpose to laugh I guess so
Hahahahahaha
2006-11-23 19:33:34 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Of coujrse not, he has a special clearance
2006-11-23 19:32:43 · answer #7 · answered by devora k 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Most definitely and it STILL won't keep islamic extremists from crashing it into a commercial area.
2006-11-23 19:32:25 · answer #8 · answered by enslavementality 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
e-mail him this question to get an answer
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha
2006-11-23 19:38:16 · answer #9 · answered by HADEEL MAZIN 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think so....lol
2006-11-23 19:31:45 · answer #10 · answered by rea del rosario 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋