Did Santa make her sign a loyalty clause when they got married?
2006-11-23 19:23:02 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
She worries about him. She gets scared that Rudolph won't see through the fog. When he doesn't check in frequently, she worries that the sleigh is overturned somewhere and no one will see him and if they do, she is worried that they will see his tatty underwear. She worries that he will fall asleep at the reigns. She worries that he may get bitten by a Rottweiler at some home where he delivers.
No need for any loyalty clause. He only goes out one night a year.
2006-11-25 00:09:19 · answer #1 · answered by The Y!ABut 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You're a married man and should know the obvious answer. Who do you think has to clean up all the mess from a year's worth of toy- making and all that mad last-minute rush to get everything on the sleigh? As soon as Mrs. Claus returns from chasing Santa down to give him that all-important list (which he naturally took off and forgot) she gets the North Pole back in order. Then she waits up for her man to come home. She's a good woman. Period.
2006-11-24 14:32:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anne Teak 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I hope he had her sign that because, well, not to be rude, he is rather unatractive. Quite a bit over weight, seems to have a very limited vocabulary (Ho, Ho, Ho) and judging by his nose, drinks a lot. Add to that, when he's gone, she has all those little elves to take care of her. She has needs too, you know.
And they aren't about making toy trains.
2006-11-25 10:07:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
She's back at the crib baking cookies and stays close to her cell phone incase the big man calls her with requests to give to the elves.
2006-11-24 03:25:34 · answer #4 · answered by farharringsingslia 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
She gets a hot cocoa ready for the old boy when he returns and makes sure the reindeers beds are warm and fresh for them
2006-11-24 03:31:04 · answer #5 · answered by devora k 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The seven dwarfs
2006-11-24 04:24:09 · answer #6 · answered by Sean 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I imagine she bakes cookies....he's only away 1 night a year...not like she can have a huge torrid love affair.
2006-11-24 03:26:20 · answer #7 · answered by Shaide 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
like most women do when husband a way get on with life
2006-11-24 05:00:58 · answer #8 · answered by lizella 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
prepares for his return or does whatever, she is her own person too, you know.
2006-11-24 03:33:52 · answer #9 · answered by AveGirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
use your imagination
2006-11-24 03:25:13 · answer #10 · answered by simone 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋