2006-11-23 16:59:01 · 20 answers · asked by Perfectly Insane 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
what ever you do don't think about penguins
2006-11-23 17:01:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
A woman in Ireland was admitted to hospital after having phone sex. Doctors managed to remove 2 Nokias, 2 Samsungs and a Motorola.
No Sieman was found
2006-11-23 17:15:52 · answer #2 · answered by orion 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Nucking Futs!
2006-11-23 17:06:42 · answer #3 · answered by inyrfcgul 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
In jr high some bozo ate a pound of gummy worms and then he got sick. So there were little puddles of gummy worms on the hallway floor all the way to the boys room.
2006-11-23 17:01:26 · answer #4 · answered by tootsie 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Fudge Gorilla.
2006-11-23 17:03:50 · answer #5 · answered by Ace Hart 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋
what is green and has wheels?
the grass, i lied about the wheels
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THINGS NOT TO SAY TO A COP
1 ur not going to look in my trunk, r u?
2 wow, u must have been going 125 mph to keep up with me, good job!
3 i cant reach my licsens if u dont hold my beer
4 i was only trying to keep up with the trafic....... yes i no there r no other cars on this road, thats how far ahead they r!
5 i thought u had to b in realitivly good physical condition to b a cop
2006-11-23 17:26:21 · answer #6 · answered by 2Cute2bTrue 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Potato.
2006-11-23 17:00:25 · answer #7 · answered by Dink 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Girl your always down :(.
Cheer up. It's not as bad as it seems.
2006-11-23 17:07:02 · answer #8 · answered by ♫ Insane_Princess ♪ 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
What is the difference between erotic sex and freaky sex?
During erotic sex you use a feather, during freaky sex you use the whole damn chicken.
2006-11-23 21:46:37 · answer #9 · answered by jesse james 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
flamingos are a menace to society with their devouring of water buffaloes, yet they still enjoy a brisk glass of stapler juice from time to time
2006-11-23 17:01:25 · answer #10 · answered by Shadowfyre 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
my pet pirahna is running down the street telling everyone i abducted him again.
2006-11-23 17:01:17 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋