"Have you seen my brother?"
How do i explain to him that my family ate his brother?
2006-11-23 16:02:10 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
you would crush him if you told him that you ate his brother. Although lying isn't a good thing i think this is one time when you should make an exception and just say NO!
2006-11-23 16:05:54 · answer #1 · answered by Thumper 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Calmly explain what happened and invite the turkey inside to "warm" up. Butter him up and let him get his juices flowing. Feed him till he's stuffed and then chop his head off, pluck his feathers and eat him. Whoa! I got a little violent there huh? Mmmm turkey leftovers!
2006-11-24 00:09:10 · answer #2 · answered by RIDLEY 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Say, yes i did see your brother, but he got caught in a hot situation that he could not get out of.
2006-11-24 00:06:33 · answer #3 · answered by shortycupcake_ci 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Whats in your stuffing that turkeys are talking to you?
(I wouldn't let too many people know about this...)
2006-11-24 00:19:47 · answer #4 · answered by Number1son 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That he went to turkey heaven.
2006-11-24 00:38:38 · answer #5 · answered by Judas Rabbi 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tell him yes, you have. Then offer to bring him to his brother. Bring him to your house and stuff him in the oven. Happy reunion!
2006-11-24 00:08:24 · answer #6 · answered by Chocoholic 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
tell him he should call the police after 24 hours
2006-11-24 00:49:06 · answer #7 · answered by whacky doodler 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You tel him you'll show him.......... then you take him to your house and push him in the oven!....lol - so wicked witch style! Then you cook him, eat him, and he will be reunited with his brother and everyones happy! except the animal righteous! lol!
Gobble, Gobble!
2006-11-24 00:06:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Deny,Deny,Deny
Deny, Deny,
.....DENY! Have you ever had to deal with revenge from a turkey?
2006-11-24 00:06:33 · answer #9 · answered by kayboff 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Don't, tell him to keep looking and that you will help him with the 'missing' signs.
2006-11-24 00:05:43 · answer #10 · answered by Katie G 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋