Not Too Country Up-Tempo Love Song?

Question

I recall some song (I think Alan Jackson did it) and the title included something about a "Not too Country Up-Tempo Love Song". Anyone know which song I'm talking about?

Answer 1

(Alan Jackson)

This is a three minute song to tell her that I love her
And how wonderful we get along
A sweet sentiment that's borderline stick
A lotta right and not much wrong.

It's a little bit edgy, but softer than spaghetti
Weak yet redundantly strong
It's a three minute positive
Not too country up-tempo love song.

Chorus:
Yeah, it's a three minute positive
Not too country up-tempo love song
It's a way for me to tell her that I love her
But it can't be too long.
There'll be no drinkin', no cheatin', no lyin', no leavin',
That stuff it just don't belong
In a three minute positive
Not too country up-tempo love song.

--- Instrumental ---

You won't hear four-letter words just me tellin' her
That she's the every breath I draw
And how I can’t live without her and I could never doubt her
‘Cause she could never do no wrong

Well it's the right amount of timin'
The proper form of rhymin', a little guitar
Then it's gone
It's a three minute positive
Not too country up-tempo love song.

Yeah, in a three minute positive
Not too country up-tempo love song
It's a way for me to tell her that I love her
But it can't be too long.
There'll be no drinkin', no cheatin', no lyin', no leavin',
That stuff it just don't belong
In a three minute positive
Not too country up-tempo love song.

Yeah, in a three minute positive
Not too country up-tempo love song.

--- Instrumental ---
Boy, thats right.

There'll be no drinkin', no cheatin', no lyin', no leavin',
That stuff it just don't belong
In a three minute positive,
Not too country up-tempo love song.

Yeah, in a three minute positive
Not too country up-tempo love song...

(Spoken)
Hey how much time is that Kieth?
(About three fifty six)
We need four more seconds...

Answer 2

Yes, Alan Jackson did that song. It is called "Three Minute Positive Not Too Country Up-tempo Love Song" and it is on the CD named "When Somebody Loves You".