Fun Thanksgiving Questions (back by popular demand)?

Question

copy and paste the sentences and fill in the blanks.

1) If I was a turkey, my name would be_____
2) My holiday tablecloth is______
3) I bought the turkey at_____ and yelled at the_____because____
4) I stuffed myself with_____and when I stood up_______

Answer 1

1) If I was a turkey, my name would be LOLA
2) My holiday tablecloth is made of plastic
3) I bought the turkey at the live turkey market and yelled at the butcher because he didn't kill the turkey fast enough
4) I stuffed myself with pumpkin pie and when I stood up my pants burst at the seams

Answer 2

1) If I was a turkey, my name would be Marie
2) My holiday tablecloth is the same for every holiday
3) I bought the turkey at my friends house and yelled at the lady who dropped it off because she was late
4) I stuffed myself with tomatos and when I stood up the tomato monster attacked me

Answer 3

1) If I was a turkey, my name would be_Gladys.____
2) My holiday tablecloth is__Fuschia and Black.____
3) I bought the turkey at__The Dollar Store___ and yelled at the_muthafucka____because_it took too long walking through the parking lot to my car and held up traffic.___
4) I stuffed myself with__sweet potato pie___and when I stood up_my buttons popped off of my shirt, flew across the room and took out my favorite Aunt's right eye. ______

Answer 4

1) If I was a turkey, my name would be_turkabella_
2) My holiday tablecloth is_in the washer tryin to get clean_
3) I bought the turkey at _a food store_ and yelled at the_sister_because_shes annoying_
4) I stuffed myself with_food_and when I stood up_i wanted dessert_

Answer 5

1) If I was a turkey, my name would be_gobble____
2) My holiday tablecloth is_green_____
3) I bought the turkey at_gerald's foodland____ and yelled at the_b**ch outside____because_she stole my parking place___
4) I stuffed myself with_turkey and dressing____and when I stood up_I hugged my mother and thanked her for cooking such a wonderful meal______

Answer 6

one million) If I observed a stay turkey, i'd take a image, then eat it. 2) If Thanksgiving became a movie, it could be referred to as "Gobbling the Gobbler" 3) If I observed a kin hungry on the line on Thanksgiving, i'd ask your self how I knew that they have got been hungry. 4) If I had to spend Thanksgiving by myself, i'd finally get some relax. 5) i'm grateful for indoor plumbing. 6) i admire answering Thanksgiving questions approximately Y/A because of the fact i'm sooo bored.

Answer 7

1. Gobble
2. Stained with cranberry sauce
3. Jewel, clerk, she tried to overcharge me
4. dressing, turkey, greens, rolls, and dessert...the button on my pants almost snapped

Answer 8

1)tootles
2)dirty
3)the market, butcher,because he charged to much!
4)dressing, I fell down!