What's the most embarrassing situation in which you cut the cheese? You know: poot, break wind, float an air biscuit...fart. Let's hear those stories about elevators, job interviews, church, mid-wedding, mid consummation of the wedding, Aunt Sadie's funeral, etc.
2006-11-23 10:19:48 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
In an elevator. Now I was alone when I barked off a big nasty one. Like I said I was alone but about two seconds after I cut it the elevator smelled like busted hog guts and wouldn't you know it the door opens and three or four people filed in. Man!! the look on their faces!! Talk about an awkward ride. Almost as bad as the time I was working in a store and I cut a silent but deadly that would melt the buttons on your shirt. About that time a woman and her son walk up and she proceeds to jump all over her son for it. I didn't say a thing.
2006-11-23 10:36:40 · answer #1 · answered by Barry DaLive 5 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Now, I am just answering your question with a funny story that ties into passing gas, but I was not the one to pass gas. I am 10 years old, standing in Wal-mart looking at Halloween costumes with my Aunt Lynda, 24, and my Grandma, 48. I smell a fart and look around, disgusted. I then look at my Aunt and say "Lynda, why'd you fart?" She loses her mind. "Why do you always sh*t your pants Trey? Huh? What the f*ck is wrong with you? You gotta stop doing that sh*t!" I am freaking out at this point, and my grandma is laughing her *** off. Well, it then turns out that my grandma had farted. =]. What an epic night. lol.
2016-05-23 01:06:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
On the tennis courts - playing with a couple we were just getting to know. It was very quiet, my husband was getting ready to serve and I was at the net in the ready position when I let a big one rrrrrrip! We all looked at each other and just cracked up. They have since become very good friends and will still play tennis with us.
2006-11-23 10:24:11 · answer #3 · answered by smartgrrlz 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I farted in church once sitting on the pew and boy does it echo when everyone is praying i was only ten at the time but i still remember it like it was yesterday
2006-11-23 11:45:18 · answer #4 · answered by fordperfect5 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL well I was at my best friends birthday party and we were doing the limbo and every time I went under I farted really load. Then I did again the next time it was really embarrasing and every one laghed. LOL good times.
2006-11-23 10:28:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
While testifying before a Senate committee in Washington, DC
2006-11-23 10:28:59 · answer #6 · answered by Sir J 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Umm... school.
Definatly school. Mid a so-quiet-you-could-hear-a-pin drop test. *blushes*
2006-11-23 10:26:31 · answer #7 · answered by Queen Mab13 1 · 3⤊ 0⤋
School
2006-11-23 10:32:58 · answer #8 · answered by !!Dj Devil Vibez!! 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOL. My first job interview. Oddly, I got the job though!
2006-11-23 10:21:46 · answer #9 · answered by Ashley 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
i went to my son's school for a play 'and i sat by the teacher and i let one go, i was so embarrested but atleast it did'nt stink
2006-11-23 10:32:46 · answer #10 · answered by Cami lives 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋