NEXT TIME YOU ASK... "How did you do"???? A Thanksgiving Poem?

Question

AS I BEGAN COOKING THAT ONCE A YEAR FEAST...
MY TROUBLES BEGAN WHEN I LEFT OUT THE YEAST!
THE TURKEY, POTATOES, AND 4 KINDS OF PIES...
I KEPT CHECKING THE BREAD,BUT IT JUST WOULDN'T RISE!
I LEANED OVER THE COUNTER TO REACH FOR MY DRINK,
WHEN THE WHOLE PAN OF GRAVY FELL INTO THE SINK!
WITH DINNER HALF DONE, AND 5 TRIPS TO THE STORE...
WHAT ELSE COULD GO WRONG, I CAN'T TAKE ANYMORE!
THE TIMER WAS SET OVER 3 HOURS AGO,
FOR THE TURKEY, POTATOES, AND P I E S .... "OH NO"!
I RAN TO THE OVEN TO OPEN THE DOOR, WHEN SMOKE FILLED THE ROOM,
I THEN FELL TO THE FLOOR!
I FINALLY CAME TO 1/2 HOUR LATER, WHEN ALL THAT WAS
LEFT WAS BURNT BIRD AND A TATER!
SO, NEXT TIME YOU ASK, HOW DID YOU DO?
THIS LUCK I FOUND HERE, IT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU!!!

Answer 1

Really enjoyed some light humor today. Holidays this year are tough for me, and this made my day. Thank you.

Chow!!