Fun Thanksgiving Questions for bored people?

Question

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1) If I was a pilgrim and an indian welcomed me to my new land, I would_____
2) If I had any problems with a fellow pilgrim, I would_____
3) If I saw pilgram women making food in one of the log cabins, I would____
4) I don't like my pilgram clothes because_____
5) If I got to sit with the other pilgrams and indians I would sit_______
6) Our thanksgiving meal in Plymouth Colony consists of________

Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!

Answer 1

1) If I was a pilgrim and an indian welcomed me to my new land, I would_____make friends
2) If I had any problems with a fellow pilgrim, I would_____try to work it out
3) If I saw pilgram women making food in one of the log cabins, I would____ask if she needed help and take little nibbles when she's not looking
4) I don't like my pilgram clothes because_____they dont let me express myself
5) If I got to sit with the other pilgrams and indians I would sit_______in the miggle of the table
6) Our thanksgiving meal in Plymouth Colony consists of________ yummy food

Answer 2

1) If I was a pilgrim and an indian welcomed me to my new land, I would ASK WHERE THE FOOD WAS BECAUSE AFTER ALL THAT TRAVELING I MUST BE HUNGRY
2) If I had any problems with a fellow pilgrim, I would TRY AND SEE HIS POINT OF VIEW
3) If I saw pilgram women making food in one of the log cabins, I would ASK IF I COULD HELP OUT SO SHE COULD REST
4) I don't like my pilgram clothes because HELLO? FASHION ANYONE OR HAS IT NOT BEEN DISCOVERED YET? LOL
5) If I got to sit with the other pilgrams and indians I would sit AND TALK TO EVERYONE
6) Our thanksgiving meal in Plymouth Colony consists of TURKEY, MASHED POTATOES, STUFFING. PIES, CHEESECAKE, ..AGH!!!! IM HUNGRY AGAIN LET ME GO GET SOME MORE TURKEY (BE RIGHT BACK)

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Answer 3

1) If I was a pilgrim and an Indian welcomed me to my new land, I would thank him, and go to the party, with a stripper to spice up the thanksgiving dinner party!
2) If I had any problems with a fellow pilgrim, I would first punch him, then chop his head of with a brand new ax!
) If I saw pilgram women making food in one of the log cabins, I would flirt with her, and take her to my bedroom.
4) I don't like my Pilgrim clothes because they are the most disgusting piece of crap anyone could wear, filthy, and way too hot.
5) If I got to sit with the other Pilgrims and Indians I would sit on the right side, chatting about that stripper last night.
6) Our thanksgiving meal in Plymouth Colony consists of turkey, corn, potato, bread, a stripper "you-know-what", chicken, and other delicious meal.

Answer 4

1) If I was a pilgrim and an indian welcomed me to my new land, I would kill him
2) If I had any problems with a fellow pilgrim, I would kill him
3) If I saw pilgram women making food in one of the log cabins, I would take the food
4) I don't like my pilgram clothes because they're making me itchy
5) If I got to sit with the other pilgrams and indians I would sit with the indians
6) Our thanksgiving meal in Plymouth Colony consists of ?

Answer 5

1) If I was a pilgrim and an indian welcomed me to my new land, I would settle in and then like a puma, stealthily move the indians to outside of MY new town which i founded. me. meme.

2) If I had any problems with a fellow pilgrim, I would calmly sit down and discuss the situation with his family while my new-found indian friends are making him into doggie food. hard-working dogs deserve nourishing meals.

3) If I saw pilgram women making food in one of the log cabins, I would enter and tell them they're doing it all wrong, shouting loud instructions a centimetre away from their ears. Possibly overturning pots and kicking vegetables out of the door. Adding random ingredients when I felt like it. Cos I can. hahaha.

4) I don't like my pilgram clothes because God created us when we were naked. Why are we trying so hard to cover up God's master creations? Do we not like his handiwork? The only reason we know that we are naked is because we ate the forbidden fruit and got booted out of the Garden of Eden. Do you think God wants us to then pass this information on to our spawn? We could have had a shot at getting back in..if it wasn't for our meddling parents.

5) If I got to sit with the other pilgrams and indians I would sit on the table, with a turkey on my head and an apple in my mouth, pelting the good harvest at my fellow pilgrims and indians. I would release the turkeys and go on a bear hunt. with my army of turkeys and wheat, all will bow down before me and evil will prevail.

6) Our thanksgiving meal in Plymouth Colony consists of a spoonful of sugar, forty loaves of bread and forty fish, cucumber sandwiches, the tears of a fallen nation, poison berries, one large antler and one very hungry caterpillar. God Bless America.



ps. btw im from london i dont even know when thanksgiving is! but i am a little insane, i make up words and have a vivid imagination. do not judge my nation by me, i am a slight on the face of England, a blot on the horizon, a smear of dirt on the bottom of a shoe.
my friend is half american and from her i have learnt that candycorn is yummy...and thats it. but america sounds good. CHEESE!! oh beautiful....spacious lands...thats all i know. toodles!! [i am the only one in the land of england hu says that. never say it to an englishman. they will hit you. hard.]

Answer 6

one million) what's the call of your previous flame? Greg 2) Which flower would you be and why? accomplice Rose, because of the fact i'm from the South 3) what's your in demand dish? Shrimp gumbo 4) call something you're hooked on. all the meds I take for my ailment 5) call a music that reminds you of your ex or modern lover. continually and perpetually 6) Do you wash dishes via hand or dishwasher? Hand 7) call a detergent you wash your outfits with. Tide 8) what's your in demand call for a boy and a woman? furnish, Zoey 9) Describe certainly one of your photos that are putting on your wall. A pencil drawing of my 2 little ones. 10) what's your in demand cookie? oatmeal raisin

Answer 7

1. Be happy
2. die
3. ask to help
4. they're old fashioned
5. alone
6. a lot of people

Answer 8

!) Hug his neck!
2)smoke a peace pipe
3)go ask
them if they needed help
4)I didn't use fabric softener
5)Indian style
6)Corn, pheasant, sweet taters

Answer 9

abe lincoln made thanksgiving, sheeesh i thought everybody knew that....