How many hours of Rush Limbaugh can I be subjected to before my brain explodes?

Question

So the family all gathered in Phoenix for the week… and this puts me in the same state as my father (aka Rush’s biggest fan). We road-tripped to Tombstone… a three hour drive. Which three hours? The three that Rush spends poisoning the airwaves with his drivel. Even better, after this week my dad will be coming to visit ME. So… should I tell him the guest room is under construction and put him up at a hotel? Should I sabotage my own radio? Or should I just take up smoking crack? (I figure that’s fewer brain cells destroyed in the long run.) I considered telling him I won’t make his all-time favorite chicken & dumplings unless he swears off arrogant idiotic radio personalities forever, but I can’t trust him to keep that promise.
I guess I’m just looking for sympathy…

Answer 1

I think that might be measured in nanoseconds.

Try to ask him on the air what the morals charge was that caused him to leave his very first station in Sacramento, Calif. and see just how quick they can cut you off.

Hint, it is said it did not involve a woman.

Answer 2

Poor thing, Just misplace your radio for the period that he is there, and do something else. That is better than the other things that you listed,but the hotel is an idea too, in case he brings his own.

Answer 3

If you don't like Rush why listen at all? I never made my children listen to something they didn't like. Oh, I like Rush, Glen Beck and Bob Durgan. , but you don't have to.

Answer 4

I would go crazy listening to that. I would just make fun of his voice the whole way.

Answer 5

15 minutes is as much as l can take.

Answer 6

Ya I hear that, my parent listen to Bill O'reilly and it makes me want to kill myself.

Answer 7

0.1111 hours before your brain explodes
Grind up LOTSA sleeping pills, and put them in his drink.
There you go, have fun with that!

Answer 8

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