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I have eggs flour and vindaloo sauce but i have no idea how to make them into milk! Help?

2006-11-23 06:40:38 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Sports Other - Sports

21 answers

Trace the eggs back to the chicken and see if there are any cows about and then tug on their teets

2006-11-23 06:43:26 · answer #1 · answered by mintycakeyfroggy 6 · 3 0

To make milk you get a female mammal pregnant, and you take the milk from the teats of the animal, which was intended for the young animals.
Human females produce the milk for their babies, Goats, or cows
produce the milks usually consumed by human adults.

If you want to make eggs, flour and vindaloo into milk, then I would only use a female human, as I wouldn't want to feed these ingrediants for other mammals. What you do is make a nice meal using these items, and let a pregnant lady, or a mother of a young baby eat the meal. The ladys body will then take anything it needs from the meal to help it produce the milk for her baby. If you give the lady a very nice meal, she might be persuaded to let you have some of the milk she produces.

Hope that helps.

2006-11-23 06:51:32 · answer #2 · answered by FairyBlessed 4 · 1 1

Are you for real?
Milk is the nutrient fluid produced by the mammary glands of female mammals (including monotremes). The female ability to produce milk is one of the defining characteristics of mammals. It provides the primary source of nutrition for newborns before they are able to digest more diverse foods. The early lactation milk is known as colostrum, and carries the mother's antibodies to the baby. It can reduce the risk of many diseases in both the mother and baby.

You can make:
MILK GRAVY
MILK GLUE
but both need actual milk

Yeah. You can't make milk.
Sorry.

2006-11-23 06:49:04 · answer #3 · answered by one_giant_leap_for_onionkind 1 · 1 1

Buy a cow and stick it in the back garden. Easier still, you could just go down the local shops and buy some??

2006-11-23 06:49:49 · answer #4 · answered by . 7 · 1 0

Silly, rabbit. Everyone knows that milk comes from a cow or goat

2006-11-23 06:44:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Milk a cow or goat, I hope that helps!

2006-11-24 01:09:10 · answer #6 · answered by Drop a heart, break a name 3 · 0 0

Mix all that stuff together in a bowl & add a packet of Jell-0. Feed it to your neighbors cow & wait for the milk to arrive. You should be Udderly satisfied with the results!!! :o)

2006-11-23 06:45:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2 2

You really must think that people are as stupid as you are pretending to be and i have no intention to enter into your silly game --- but if you are serious i hope that someone gets you some help really soon.

2006-11-27 04:21:15 · answer #8 · answered by Dazzle 3 · 0 0

id just buy a cow and milk that sucker in the yard

2006-11-23 06:42:38 · answer #9 · answered by ilovereggaeton 2 · 2 0

buy a cow and milk it.
or buy a gallon of milk from the store.
its not that expensive :]]

2006-11-23 06:49:04 · answer #10 · answered by Andrea<3 5 · 1 0

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