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I was going to write a considered answer, but it would just be wasted. Unless the next person inserts the entire shower cubicle into her reproductive canal, I doubt that it's gonna happen.

2006-11-23 08:16:04 · answer #1 · answered by Minmi 6 · 2 0

MASTURBATION MYTHS:
from http://www.jackinworld.com/library/myths.html

Chances are, of all the things you've heard about masturbation, most of them were absolutely false. For some reason, misinformation surrounds masturbation like virtually no other topic. How do you spot a masturbation myth? One simple method is to ask yourself if the statement is also true of sexual intercourse. When you're masturbating, your body only knows it's getting sexually stimulated; it doesn't know by what means. So, for instance, if the question is whether or not masturbation causes acne, think of it this way: If it did, intercourse would also cause acne. In fact, neither masturbation nor intercourse cause acne.

MYTH:
Masturbation causes hair to grow on your palms.
FACT:
How many people with hair on their palms have you seen?
MYTH:
Masturbation causes hair loss, chronic fatigue, and other problems.
FACT:
Internet scam artists have tried to invent a concept called "overmasturbation," insisting that you have to buy their expensive herbal pills in order to counteract the effect of masturbating more than a couple of times per week. But the pills have absolutely no effect — and masturbating once or twice a day will not make your hair fall out, or cause anything else they claim.
MYTH:
Masturbation is bad for your eyesight.
FACT:
Masturbation does not affect eyesight. This myth probably originated because boys often start having to wear glasses at about the same age they start masturbating.
MYTH:
Masturbation causes your penis to stop growing (or) to get bigger.
FACT:
Masturbation has no effect on penis size whatsoever.
MYTH:
Masturbation causes your testicles to shrink.
FACT:
Absolutely false! It is true that if you're highly aroused, your testicles become engorged with blood and may appear slightly larger and heavier, and that masturbating will make them revert to normal. But they will absolutely not be any smaller than after the last time you masturbated.
MYTH:
Masturbation causes acne.
FACT:
It doesn't cause acne. Like the eyesight myth, this is a case of two things that happen at the same time, even though one doesn't cause the other.
MYTH:
Masturbation causes sexually transmitted diseases.
FACT:
Hello? "Sexually transmitted" means from one person to another. You can't give yourself a sexually transmitted disease!
MYTH:
If you masturbate too much, you'll run out of semen and become sterile.
FACT:
Semen is a fully renewable resource. When you ejaculate semen, your body simply makes more — the same way your body makes more saliva after you spit.
MYTH:
People can tell whether you masturbate by how your penis looks.
FACT:
Masturbation does not change the appearance of your penis. (It does tend to cause an erection, but that usually goes away when you're finished.)

2006-11-23 06:48:13 · answer #2 · answered by ButtahChick (ButterChick) 4 · 0 2

Of course it is and you will be liable for paternity payments up until the child (or children in the case of multiple births) graduate from university or continue to be dependent upon you though ill health or inability.I therefore advise you to always wear a condom whilst masturbating in the shower or make sure that no female uses the shower for at least two years after you have choked the chicken in it.I ask for no fee for this expert advise and consider it my civic duty to pass along these pearls of wisdom that I have accumulated over the previous week or two.

2006-11-23 10:32:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

No, that's not possible. But it's extremely inconsiderate to do something like that in a shower someone else uses. Gross!

2006-11-23 06:39:42 · answer #4 · answered by Maple 7 · 1 0

Water is toxic to sperm
And it goes down the drain most of the time

2006-11-23 06:37:08 · answer #5 · answered by Electric_Napalm 3 · 1 1

for you to be asking such a stupid question suggests you are really young and inexperienced. the answer is no, there are plenty of books you can read and maybe try listening in sex education classes!!!

2006-11-27 05:52:33 · answer #6 · answered by jumpy789 1 · 0 1

I find it so strange for a person intelligent enough to use a computer, asks questions this stupid.

2006-11-23 07:16:59 · answer #7 · answered by Sandi A 3 · 2 0

Depends, who you are masturbating in the shower with-they might run away when they see what you are doing

2006-11-23 06:35:01 · answer #8 · answered by kayleigh e 3 · 0 1

no after you ejaculate it gets washed down the drain/

2006-11-23 08:32:11 · answer #9 · answered by hunni bee ;-) 2 · 0 0

no; sperm has to join with a female's egg for her to get pregnant.

2006-11-23 10:55:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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