2006-11-23 04:16:14 · 15 answers · asked by yumna 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Rent a wood chipper.
2006-11-23 04:26:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Thanksgiving day is actually a great day to get rid of your husband. So many opportunities! Here are some ideas:
1. In front of the whole family at Thanksgiving dinner, break the news to him that you are a lesbian.
2. Serve him the turkey that you have only cooked for 1 hour. Make sure the stuffing is full of salmonella.
3. Have an "accident" while you are carving the turkey with an extremely sharp knife.
get the idea?...? :-)
2006-11-23 12:22:18 · answer #2 · answered by ♪ ♫ ☮ NYbron ☮ ♪ ♫ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
By asking this question your most likely not cheating on him, could be wrong but if its true you might still have feelings for him. Take a brake and tell him you need time to think alone, if you still "feel" the same way about him put your head up baby girl and go up to him and tell him how you truely feel.
2006-11-23 12:47:54 · answer #3 · answered by NADAH 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
have u ever thought of communicating your unhappiness to him, or going to therapy, if he is the real reason u want rid of him,ever think that maybe with some good honest communication u could change it all around. ofcourse why if u want rid of him, don't u just pack your bags and go elsewhere.
2006-11-23 12:25:31 · answer #4 · answered by jude 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Listen to the song, "50 Ways to Leave your Lover"
2006-11-23 12:23:26 · answer #5 · answered by pinniethewooh 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's happening? The police finally had to be invovled yesterday and I'm not the kind of person to involve them in my life. 7yrs. of negativity and his failing to pay the bills or lying to me that he had was enough. My son needs to come first as well as myself. Good Luck!
2006-11-23 12:29:30 · answer #6 · answered by CarizmaAngel 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Openly cheat on him,or if you want to risk going to prison then hire a hitman.
2006-11-23 12:18:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
1. divorce lawyer
2. move away
3. kick his butt out
4. change your phone numbers.
5. Tell him you don't love him no more
6. give him a one way ticket somewhere in a different country
2006-11-23 12:18:58 · answer #8 · answered by Jennifer L 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
DIVORCE, because anything else is illegal and it requires you to do 25 to life in a white uniform and it aint pretty
2006-11-23 12:29:30 · answer #9 · answered by toofavorable 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
what did he do that you want ot get rid of his life? are you a murderer? why not tell him you are fed up with him instead of getting rid of life. please think again.
2006-11-23 12:20:39 · answer #10 · answered by favourprosperity 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋