ROTFLMAO good one!
2006-11-23 04:27:26
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answer #1
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answered by Anonymous
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Yes, that's very likely to happen - you see police cars driving into snowmen all the time. How surprised they will be to find out that one is cunningly secreting a bollard...
COP 1: Say Jim, there's another snowman, let's drive into it, seeing as we're overstaffed and underworked as per usual.
COP 2: Hell, that's a great idea. It will take my mind off that damned unsolvable case we've been working on.
COP 1: Which case is that, Jim?
COP 2: The sudden disappearance of that bollard we drive past several times in a shift on our patch, the area we patrol day and night and know like the back of our hands.
COP 1: Oh, that case...Yeah, it sure is a puzzler. It's just up and gone from right where that snowman is standing in the middle of the road for no apparent reason....
(Presses hard down on the accelerator)
2006-11-23 12:24:03
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answer #2
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answered by lickintonight 4
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Why police specifically? Anybody who drives around in those little metal coffins deserves to hit a bollard. Especially if they're doing 50+mph.
2006-11-23 11:44:50
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answered by people are scum 4
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But then the chavs would have nothing to steal on the way home from the pub if they couldn't see it.
2006-11-23 12:17:48
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answered by Anonymous
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whats a bollard?
2006-11-23 11:56:53
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answered by Anonymous
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Bollards..........Bollocks!!!!
2006-11-23 13:27:36
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answered by saintee 5
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that a criminal act
2006-11-23 11:44:56
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answered by Binky 5
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I don't understand...
2006-11-23 11:44:41
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answer #8
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answered by Taylor Swift Lovah™ 3
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how stupid ....did you see that in a cartoon or something?
2006-11-23 11:46:09
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answered by Robert B 7
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ok
2006-11-23 11:45:03
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answered by ? 2
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