ie be sick out of your bedroom window like i was
2006-11-23 02:50:44 · 25 answers · asked by jenna b 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I was at my friends party and I had to puke. So I go to the bathroom to puke. Then I had to take a crap. So I sat on the toilet to crap, buut I still had to puke so I took my cup and puked in that while I crapped. I was in there for like 20 minutes then my friend comes in the bathroom while I am fully naked, crapping and puking. Then the whole party rolls up into the bathroom, everybody rubbing my head and all the hot chicks in there and everything. God that sucked
2006-11-23 02:55:49 · answer #1 · answered by unglory2006 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I was drinking with some crazy speed freak, my "best" friend and some guy who was fried from doing too much acid, down in these tunnels under my city, and after I got a little drunk he held a knife to my throat and made me drink almost a 5th of vodka. I passed out under a creek tunnel and was abandoned by my friends, and when I woke up 5 hours later still extremely drunk I went and slept under a bridge. The next day was the 4th of July, so none of the buses in my town were running and my parents, friends and police were looking for me, and when I was walking around people were giving me weird looks and I had no idea why. Turns out I had dried blood all over my arm because I had fallen and scraped it, and I just looked like death.
Needless to say, after that I never drank with people I didn't know in dark secluded places and I've never really been "drunk" since then. The taste of vodka almost always makes me want to gag now as well.
2006-11-23 11:00:48 · answer #2 · answered by Terry W 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
The two funniest things were:
1. I walked through a doorway and held the edge with my hand. I swung around just like a door being thrown open and hit the wall.
2. I was at a friend's brother's apartment for New Years Eve. I was having a hard time staying on the chair I was on. It was a large cooshy one with arms, but I kept falling out of it. I decided that sitting on the floor was safer so after I fell out for the millionth time I stayed on the floor. I then proceeded to fall off the floor repeatedly. I just couldn't even sit if I was leaning in the corner.
How I long for those days.
2006-11-23 11:00:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I changed the furniture around before a big night out and got very drunk. Came back went to bed...no problems. After a while I started to fell sick, jumped up and went towards the loo. The onlt trouble was I went in the wroung direction and was very sick all over the radiator (and behind it!). It smelt awful for weeks!!..;
2006-11-23 11:03:49 · answer #4 · answered by huggz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Got so drunk i couldn't walk collapsed on the street, on taxi home was going to be sick opened the door and fell head first onto the ground. Woke up next day with bruised face and little memory of night before.
2006-11-23 10:54:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It was my birthday and my fiance and brother in law and I were taking shot after shot of vodka. About 2 am we decided it would be a good idea to go out on my back porch and light fireworks and throw them out into the street as cars were passing by. We'd wait till we saw lights coming down the road, light the fuse and throw them out in the middle of the road so that theyd light up and shoot up in the air just as the unsuspecting motorist was passing by (the point being to see who could make someone swerve or better yet screech their tires.) This went on for about a half hour and we were starting to get bored with it, and were going to go in for another drink after one more toss. as the lights came up I lit the fuse, and tossed the lit firework with all my might. Thats when the police cruiser came around the corner. when that thing went off we bolted into my apartment, made sure all the lights were off and huddled down in the hallway together while the officers outside shined their flashlights in trying to find someone to arrest. Looking back it makes for a fun party story, but it was definately the DUMBEST thing I ever did.
2006-11-23 11:04:59 · answer #6 · answered by Greg B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Picture this: Friday 6.00pm, Metropolitan Bar, Baker St. The place if packed full of suits, no space to move. Me and my mate had been there since 2 and had a table. I downed my 7th pint, got up and puked in the middle of the pub. i look up, and theres a circle of disgusted people around me and pindrop silence - exept my mate who was laughing his head off! I looked a gisgrace, chunks all down my top and my trainers were covered. A few people got splattered aswel!
2006-11-23 10:58:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO, you are funny. I got sick at the bar in front of everyone. Didn't know it until the next day and my friends told me about it, they had to carry me home. I have not been back there since. That was in the mid 90's.
2006-11-23 11:57:48 · answer #8 · answered by spiritcavegrl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Was brought back home in my car by a friend and of course coming out of the car on the other side i looked during minutes for my front door but on a side wall of the house where there is ......NO DOOR !!!!!
2006-11-23 10:54:45 · answer #9 · answered by talkingformydog 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Got on the pool table and stripped off completley at my mates 21st birthday to win a 150.00 bet
2006-11-23 10:57:53 · answer #10 · answered by colin050659 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋