Don't forget the $$$$$$ Reward
2006-11-23 02:11:26 · 25 answers · asked by Buda B 3 in Politics & Government ➔ Law & Ethics
Well, the reward is for Dead or Alive, right?
I would smoke his a** like a side of ham. I would then drag his body down Broadway, and past the WTC site, stopping to speak to the press and allow for photo ops with the corpse. Finally, I would present his carcass to GWB at the White House and collect my $25,000,000.
2006-11-23 02:17:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Capture him, get the reward first to protect my interest, deny reporters interviews of me or him, take him to the World trade center location, tie him up and notify all the families first the survivors family and friends decide his fate and I would walk away. They deserve that right, not 1 year of trials. Give a part of the reward to those needy from the list of survivors and I would disappear. The reward is dead or alive right? Maybe this would help some with closure. I would suggest a stoning from all involved to his death and then a hanging and beheading, but that would make the USA as a Muslim mid east nation and televise it for all those Islamic radicals to see.
2006-11-23 03:07:52 · answer #2 · answered by AJ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1st I would soil my pants. Then depending where I was. I would tell our MIlitary\intelligence command officer at the Forgein Diplomat office. If I was in the US. I'd walk straight into CIA headquarters with my soiled pants still on. After all this I'd start writing down want I want to do with the money.
It's hard to beleive there isn't some peasant in Pakistan or Aghanistan whose willing to turn over Bin Ladens location. That person can fulfill the dreams of their life. Maybe he is dead. Maybe we need to show/drop photos down of how a person can live with $25 million into Bin Ladens suspected locations in Pakistan anti-America strongholds.
2006-11-23 02:28:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Capture or elimination of Osama in reality will probably make no difference. Someone else will just step up to take the reigns. What difference has it made with the capture of Saddam? The problem is a huge one much larger than any one individual.
2006-11-23 02:22:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Osama is probably hiding in Crawford, Texas so I wouldn't have go that far to to get him. I doubt seriously the Federal Government would actually pay the reward thought. Even if they did, they'd tax it so much you'd probably only get about $1.50.
2006-11-23 02:41:26 · answer #5 · answered by williamvanzant 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I would not consider the dollars...Send special forces to capture him alive..I would want him alive not to let him become a martyr...
On 2nd thought I will contact the local boy scouts have them tie
him up with rubber bands find a sewer to put him in until Bush
is out of power...than turn him in to some old ladies club..I would not want Bush to take the credit!!
2006-11-23 02:24:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
If I had a clean shot at him, I'd take it, chop off his head and collect my reward. If no clean shot I would call his location in to the CIA, FBI, or National Security. They will know what to do and pay me my reward.
2006-11-23 02:16:38 · answer #7 · answered by neilinhp 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I'd turn him in and take the money. However, I'd hope the government gets all information out of him. Then, he should be forced to call off the dogs... all under duress. He turned on this mess and he can turn it off. Gosh, and this coming from a bleeding heart liberal who doesn't want security in USA.
2006-11-23 02:15:31 · answer #8 · answered by robinallsup 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I would bring him in the the US authorities. The reward would be nice, but seeing him face justice would be sweeter.
2006-11-23 02:13:42 · answer #9 · answered by jh 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Call bush & tell him he can't hide bin laden any better than he can run our country! Then collect the reward.
2006-11-23 02:14:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 4⤋