Office Pranks?

Question

Anyone know any good office pranks or any good practical jokes to play on your work colleaugues?

Answer 1

My friend sent me these!

ONE-POINT DARES
1. Run one lap around the office at top speed

2. Groan out loud in the toilet cubicle (at least one other 'non-player' must be in the toilet at the time).

3. Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you.

4. Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and say, "Just called to say I can't talk right now. Bye."

5. To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your head.

6. When someone hands you a piece of paper, finger it, and whisper huskily, "Mmmmmmm, that feels soooooo good!"

7. Leave your zipper open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say, "Sorry, I really prefer it this way".

8. Walk sideways to the photocopier.

9. While riding in a lift, gasp dramatically every time the doors open.

THREE-POINTS DARES

1. Say to your boss, "I like your style" and shoot him with double-barrelled fingers.

2. Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask, "Did you get all
that, I don't want to have to repeat it".

3. Page yourself over the intercom (do not disguise your voice).

4. Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle (there must be a 'non-player' within sight).

5. Shout random numbers while someone is counting.

FIVE POINT DARES

1. At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if you actually launch into it yourself).

2. Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.

3. For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Bob".

4. Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do a number two".

5. After every sentence, say 'mon' in a really bad Jamaican accent. As in "the report's on your desk, mon". Keep this up for one hour.

6. While an office mate is out, move their chair into the lift.

7. In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and mutter, "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut up!"

8. At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce, "As God is my witness, I'll never go hungry again."

9. In a colleague's diary, write in 10am: "See how I look in tights".

10. Carry your keyboard over to your colleague and ask "You wanna trade?"

11. Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now".

12. Come to work in army fatigues and when asked why, say, "I can't talk about it".

13. Posing as a maitre d', call a colleague and tell him he's won a lunch for four at a local restaurant. Let him go.

14. Hang a two-foot long piece of toilet roll from the back of your pants and act genuinely surprised when someone points it out.

15. Present meeting attendees with a cup of coffee and biscuit, smash each biscuit with your fist.

16. During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards the door.

17. Arrange toy figures on the table to represent each meeting attendee, move them according to the movements of their real-life counterparts.

And if that wasn't enough for you here are some examples of insane acts you can use anywhere...

1. At lunchtime, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put your rubbish bin on your desk and label it "IN."

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over his or her caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy."

7. Don't use any punctuation

8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

9. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

10. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.

11. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

12. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard.

13. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives, they're loose!"

Answer 2

To pull this joke off you need a camera, a large recognizable bottle of alcohol, and an employee who has just recently been hired. This gag works best if it is cold outside and the new employee, the victim, brings a coat to work. Otherwise, choose a new coworker who carries a large bag. You should start the joke by asking the victim to go to lunch, as is common during a person's first week on the job. Somehow hide the bottle of booze in the coat pocket or sleeve of your victim's jacket. Have a colleague ready to snap a photo and ask your new coworker if they are all set to go. Once they go for their jacket, they will pull out the bottle of alcohol, and your friend will take a picture of them holding the contraband. Now you can tell them that having alcohol on premise is grounds for dismissal and it is not tolerated in this organization.
At this point, the victim will almost be shitting their pants and wondering what in the hell is going on. What a wonderful way to introduce your new coworker to their latest work environment. After letting them in on the joke, I suppose depending on how they handle it, you will know if your company has hired someone you can get along with or someone who you can just go ahead and hand in the picture to management, definitely a win-win situation. As an alternative to alcohol, you could just stuff the jacket with a stapler or other oddball object and then later in the week say something like, "Hey, just as an FYI, I wouldn't take any office supplies home for personal use, they've really started cracking down on that sort of stuff. The girl before you got fired her first week on the job for stealing little things, like printer paper." They will be thinking to themselves, "What the hell is going on? Is someone trying to get me fired?"

Answer 3

Take a item of food,, apple,banana, etc... shove it in the desk of the person you wanna play the prank on... make sure you get it in a drawer they hardly go in and wedge it in the back good an proper under some paper to hide it... then wait....

it;t start to rot and smell, leaving whoever it is wondering where the hell the smell is coming from. Ive done it and the guy still cant find the source of the smell.

Make sure its a desk far from yours otherwise you suffer too!

Answer 4

Take a full box of paper clips (the smallest size ones) cut away the bottom and place back on the desk the right way up, fill back up and close the lid. Next time he/she wants a paper clip (or when he/she goes to move them they'll go all over the place - just wait for the squeals of delight from fellow colleagues, and the glow of embarrassment from the victim.

Another good one - if you have plenty of time on your hands - intertwine every paper clip in the box - so that they become one long chain. Highly amusing!

Answer 5

Find out your bosses work extension then while he is away from the phone get one of your colleagues to ring it.
In hearing of your boss answer the phone and tell the caller your boss is too busy to answer, then start arguing with the caller and threaten to complain to THEIR supervisor about their conduct.
When your boss approaches you and demands the telephone, refuse him and say you have it all under control, then ask to borrow his pen. If your boss gives you a pen, then ask for some paper etc.. (umm, do you have a black pen? I don't like blue pens, this paper does not look official enough sir)

The exact details of this joke will differ according to your office situation, rules and relationship with your boss.

Answer 6

have u ever seen that HBO show Office. It is Hilarious and you will get the best prank ideas off of there. I seriously recomend watching it

Answer 7

If you want to go with something similar to really show him how it's done, tape his mouse. But instead of taping the mouse to something, just put tape on the bottom of the mouse; if it's optical, masking tape over the sensor. If it's a ball mouse, any tape that holds the ball in place, preferrably without being obvious when you move the mouse.

Answer 8

well put fake bugs all over the office or hide somewhere and scare them or turn there office into a jungle with bugs you need to make it where you can clean it up easy or make it like a scary house!

Answer 9

anything involving superglue is good, glue all their possessions to someones ****, or wrap their phone and car keys up in an enormous ball of tape held firm with superglue, ring their phone and as they struggle run to their car and put superglue in all the locks. hilarious. everyone will think you`re " a right joker"

Answer 10

Staple a neck tie to the desk

Answer 11

take a plastic cup poke a hole near the top with a needle. then fill the cup half way so they have to leen back to drink. the liquid will spill all over them