2006-11-23 01:42:03 · 16 answers · asked by Bungle, Zippy & George 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
Dont know about the biggest lie, but i did tell my little one that the sign in the hall said 'No dummies' (it actually said 'No smoking') cos i didnt want her to have a dummy in her mouth for the tumble tots session!
2006-11-23 02:38:15 · answer #1 · answered by Caroline 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I told my lil bro and sis that I have a telephone number that reaches santa clause and that if they're naughty I can tell him everything they do and so can mammy lol......and the usual "Go and get me my mobile from upstairs and I'll time you n see if you can beat 2 seconds" n they leg it as fast as they can to wherever my phone is and bring it back an I say "awww maybe next time"...wonder how long it can go on for (they're six) lol
2006-11-23 03:09:08 · answer #2 · answered by xx_lush_xx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its got to be the Santa Claus one, but it is so nice when a child still believes in him so the lie is worth it.
2006-11-23 12:35:22 · answer #3 · answered by Kirks Folley 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I read all the other answers and realised I tell my child most of them...jeez I lie alot!
I lie about Santa (thats a good one tho), I tell him that santas fairies watch him all the time to report back if he has been good and I tell him that the ice cream van plays his music to say goodnight to all the boys n girls.
When I was 7y/o, my mum was brushing my hair on April Fools Day morning and told me I was getting a big bald patch on the back of my head, just like my dad. Only, she forgot to tell me she was joking. 3 months later, I asked her if I could get a hat or wig for my birthday. She looked puzzled and asked "Why?". When I remeinded her wot she had said months previous, I honest to god, though she was going to pee herself laughing....she has alot to answer for!
PS, welcome back.
2006-11-23 21:53:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's an incredible question. I submit to in thoughts being in 6th grade and alter into on the risk-free practices patrol. I by twist of destiny forgot my risk-free practices belt and if forgotten a million greater time, i exchange into going to be off the patrol. I broke into my living house with the aid of a window to get my belt...then ran off to not omit the bus. I of direction by no skill close the window and my mum and dad concept somebody broke into out living house. I by no skill fessed as much as telling them it exchange into me. ...even while they observed as the police to record a police checklist. Now that i think of roughly it, I definitely have by no skill informed them it exchange into me...this exchange into 23 years in the past.
2016-10-12 23:31:07 · answer #5 · answered by dusik 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
'Your dad was a golden retriever'. Told my daughter that for 7 years. Still can't get her to stop *****ing in the garden.
2006-11-23 01:44:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That there is a Santa Claus. I don't lie to my children
2006-11-23 01:43:55 · answer #7 · answered by troll_house_kookies 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I used to tell my children that the ice-cream man only played his music when he didn't have any ice-creams left - it didn't work for very long lol
2006-11-23 02:14:36 · answer #8 · answered by shortstuff 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I was a kid I told my friend she was adopted and that her real parents were little green men from Mars. She was very upset!
2006-11-23 01:43:55 · answer #9 · answered by Sassysaz 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
There's a dragon on the roof of this building, and if you don't stay in your chair, I whisper its name, it will reach down, reach in the window, and eat you.
The kids know I'm "telling stories"
but they also sit back in their chairs.
(I'm a teacher.)
2006-11-23 02:07:56 · answer #10 · answered by roboseyo 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋